Wonkette operative "Randy C." sends this tragic photograph from the Fremont Solstice Parade in Seattle yesterday. What's a lonesome teabagger to do when the hippies are all riding their bicycles around and worshiping the Sun like common Soviet-pagan homosexuals? Warn them of the impending Soviet States of America, that's what! And, uhh, wear a construction helmet and a safety vest. Hippies hardly watch where they're going on those anti-carbon bicycles! (They are just thinking about the marijuana they'll soon be smoking to build up an appetite for the vegan sperm cookies.)
Brave, Lonely Teabagger Protests Hippie Solstice Parade
Brave, Lonely Teabagger Protests Hippie…
Brave, Lonely Teabagger Protests Hippie Solstice Parade
Wonkette operative "Randy C." sends this tragic photograph from the Fremont Solstice Parade in Seattle yesterday. What's a lonesome teabagger to do when the hippies are all riding their bicycles around and worshiping the Sun like common Soviet-pagan homosexuals? Warn them of the impending Soviet States of America, that's what! And, uhh, wear a construction helmet and a safety vest. Hippies hardly watch where they're going on those anti-carbon bicycles! (They are just thinking about the marijuana they'll soon be smoking to build up an appetite for the vegan sperm cookies.)