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Now, <i>there's</i> a fucking metaphor.

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"...we don’t really know any Canadian praise slang"

How about, "Right, so now you think you're better'n everyone else, eh?"

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I'll defer to Fukui as far as Oz goes. (I know he's not from there, but he does have opinions).

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Cherry is a fucking sportscaster. Harper is worrisome, though. It's a little like when Raygun insinuated himself into the mix.

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I thought Plancking was over.

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Certainly.

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Nicely spelled.

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George W Fuckwad?

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I was hoping it was Dr. Dick Grayson.

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This is both true, and a good thing. Engineers are supposed to make sure shit works. Looking up what has worked (Oh, and understanding why, this is what actually makes them engineers) is a good start.

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Or it has so many dimensions, they're all curled up and hiding.

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This is brilliant. "Okay, we're transferring you into a special study group, free of wimmenz". Brilliant.

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Wait. You mean he was arguing that women should NEVER come to the mosque because then it would embarrass somebody (him?) when they didn't?

How about if you just come every third day, selected by a RNG, except during "that time"? Actually, you could do better -- seed in random four or five day absences, but take the average back to 50%.

Sorry, I've had a bit of wine and am trying to propose a statistically opaque solution to a problem that has a simpler resolution -- tell the guy to fuck off.

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I think I used to watch "Sky God" when I was a sprog. Or "Sky Prince" or "Sky Duke" -- damn this memory.

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You get Greenies? Elitist!

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Bo Derek, nine years younger than I, is still quite something. Also, crazy, but hey.

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