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Beezelbubbles's avatar

Clearly, she should have worn football shoulder pads to cover her shoulders. Pads with spikes, yeah, that's it.

unhipcat's avatar

Expelled? Arrest her. Her relatives were probably going to cheer at next year's graduation anyway.

Gritty Hombres's avatar

According to the article, he wasn't even there, as she was the only candidate at that time. You're right, they had to work HARD to get her replaced. :)

Lefty Mark's avatar

I never even heard of the National Honor Society until after I had finished high school. I had no idea what it was. I guess back then it wasn't really a thing yet.

Lefty Mark's avatar

You serve out your detention in the space station?

*starts looking for a sundress to wear to Ft. Myers school*

chiefkurtz's avatar

I hope this doesn't drive her into porn.

mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

ahhh...will never be old or out of style.....

https://m.youtube.com/watch...

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I'll bet the hussies were showing their knees as well.

lesterthegiantape's avatar

Between the years 1800 and 1900 bare shoulders were classy. Modernity has ruined everything.

AC in NC's avatar

The mom knew how to use "myriad" correctly (no "of" required!) so she's already golden in my book.

DougW's avatar

You say advisors... and you say advisers...

advisors... advisers.... po-tay-to... po-tah-to.... let's suspend the bare-shouldered slut for a a month!!!

By George, I think we've got a hit on our hands!

GunToting[Redacted]'s avatar

It's the academic version of "resisting arrest!"

Saxo the Grammarian's avatar

Meanwhile, in another part of the country, far, FAR away...

http://www.inquisitr.com/21...

Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

And just when we were missing the year 1692 so much we felt actual, physical pain, it came rushing back to assure us that, yes, Puritan Values still want to side-hug us SO HARD. (But not that hard, because what are you, some kind of Jesus-denying pervert? Keep the width of the Bible between you two at all times.)

Querolous's avatar

So would these clowns have been okay with her wearing a tuxedo and not exposing her shoulders?

asisherwonk-lainey's avatar

I will sexplain. First came bare shoulders, then came the pill, (because the bare shoulders resulted in _way_ more sexing and love children, mother of invention to decrease the mothering et etc) then came even more of the sluttery. Pretty simple, really.