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Clearly, she should have worn football shoulder pads to cover her shoulders. Pads with spikes, yeah, that's it.

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Expelled? Arrest her. Her relatives were probably going to cheer at next year's graduation anyway.

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According to the article, he wasn't even there, as she was the only candidate at that time. You're right, they had to work HARD to get her replaced. :)

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I never even heard of the National Honor Society until after I had finished high school. I had no idea what it was. I guess back then it wasn't really a thing yet.

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You serve out your detention in the space station?

*starts looking for a sundress to wear to Ft. Myers school*

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I hope this doesn't drive her into porn.

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ahhh...will never be old or out of style.....

https://m.youtube.com/watch...

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I'll bet the hussies were showing their knees as well.

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Between the years 1800 and 1900 bare shoulders were classy. Modernity has ruined everything.

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The mom knew how to use "myriad" correctly (no "of" required!) so she's already golden in my book.

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You say advisors... and you say advisers...

advisors... advisers.... po-tay-to... po-tah-to.... let's suspend the bare-shouldered slut for a a month!!!

By George, I think we've got a hit on our hands!

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It's the academic version of "resisting arrest!"

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Meanwhile, in another part of the country, far, FAR away...

http://www.inquisitr.com/21...

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And just when we were missing the year 1692 so much we felt actual, physical pain, it came rushing back to assure us that, yes, Puritan Values still want to side-hug us SO HARD. (But not that hard, because what are you, some kind of Jesus-denying pervert? Keep the width of the Bible between you two at all times.)

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So would these clowns have been okay with her wearing a tuxedo and not exposing her shoulders?

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I will sexplain. First came bare shoulders, then came the pill, (because the bare shoulders resulted in _way_ more sexing and love children, mother of invention to decrease the mothering et etc) then came even more of the sluttery. Pretty simple, really.

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