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It's OK. The Founding Fathers had no idea the difference between a falafel and a loofah either...

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Odd lyin', true!

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Big Ducking Deal. Obama has almost been killed dozens of times---by O'Lielly fans...

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I have been to both the Saratoga and the Gettysburg battlefields, as well as Plattsburgh Bay in Lake Champlain (site of the Battle of Plattsburgh), so I can likewise claim to have visited the combat zones of THREE separate wars!

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War zones have coffee shops?

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Fuck yeah, man. 'Murica! There's even a contractor that specializes in war zone coffee, called the Green Bean. Goes where Starbucks fears to tread.

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Ditto for EVERYONE on Faux News...

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I've been to Dachau. You know, the concentration camp. So, like Ronald Reagan, I helped liberate a concentration camp. Just a bit later than Obama's granddad did.

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And I, the while guy, was the one who asked the waitress where my effin' iced tea was.

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-1 for missed snark reference. (Unless I just did the same.)

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"Semantics", that radical left wing notion that "words mean things".

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So now what you got, since the transcripts from CBS are legit? No strategic moving forward? Where did I heard this before?

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You are an authentic hero. All those survivors, that like Reagan, you saw on TV, are eternally grateful.

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Wow, you are like a modern Rambo, a one person army!

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Bill O'Reilly is, at his core, a typical example of today's conservative. A whiny *ss titty baby devoid of professionalism and lacking any knowledge of reality.

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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