BREAKING: DEADLY TERRORIST BIRD WREAKS HAVOC IN NATION'S CAPITOL
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URGENT EMAIL: Just got back from the Senate reception area. Some guy was wandering around with a butterfly net apparently for the purpose of capturing a bird that wandered into the Capitol. Sadly, I have no pictures of either the bird or the guy with the net. Just thought you might like to know.
BREAKING: DEADLY TERRORIST BIRD WREAKS HAVOC IN NATION'S CAPITOL
BREAKING: DEADLY TERRORIST BIRD WREAKS HAVOC…
BREAKING: DEADLY TERRORIST BIRD WREAKS HAVOC IN NATION'S CAPITOL
URGENT EMAIL: Just got back from the Senate reception area. Some guy was wandering around with a butterfly net apparently for the purpose of capturing a bird that wandered into the Capitol. Sadly, I have no pictures of either the bird or the guy with the net. Just thought you might like to know.