BREAKING: Edwards To Suspend Campaign, Maybe, Possibly, Don't Rely On Us For Hard News For God's Sake
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Anonymous Wonkette operatives and sources at the Politico are saying that John Edwards' wife's cancer has reoccurred and that he will be "suspending" his campaign. We will show an ounce of class for once and not make too much funny here, but if it's true, and, as we hope, she's OK in the long run, we could think of worse political situations in which to find yourself around December of 2007 than to be able to say, "Hey, I've just spent the last six months at the side of my sick wife! What have you other candidates been doing? Wow, insulting and screaming at each other? Sounds fun! Sorry I missed it!"
BREAKING: Edwards To Suspend Campaign, Maybe, Possibly, Don't Rely On Us For Hard News For God's Sake
BREAKING: Edwards To Suspend Campaign, Maybe…
BREAKING: Edwards To Suspend Campaign, Maybe, Possibly, Don't Rely On Us For Hard News For God's Sake
Anonymous Wonkette operatives and sources at the Politico are saying that John Edwards' wife's cancer has reoccurred and that he will be "suspending" his campaign. We will show an ounce of class for once and not make too much funny here, but if it's true, and, as we hope, she's OK in the long run, we could think of worse political situations in which to find yourself around December of 2007 than to be able to say, "Hey, I've just spent the last six months at the side of my sick wife! What have you other candidates been doing? Wow, insulting and screaming at each other? Sounds fun! Sorry I missed it!"