Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is staying, obviously, forever, and it's your fault for even bringing it up.
BREAKING: GONZO DOESN'T QUIT, TELLS AMERICA TO FUCK OFF, DIE
BREAKING: GONZO DOESN'T QUIT, TELLS AMERICA…
BREAKING: GONZO DOESN'T QUIT, TELLS AMERICA TO FUCK OFF, DIE
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is staying, obviously, forever, and it's your fault for even bringing it up.