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Prostate of Dorian Gray's avatar

That has to be the most boring sex in the world.

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"M"'s avatar

A mega-comet is approaching our solar system

https://twitter.com/weather...

Let it come on, I say

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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

I came here for this.

The folks running the simulation have just gotten sloppy.

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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

Is there anything we can do to speed it up?

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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

Side effects of the AIDS vaccine? Have you traveled to Bowling Green lately?

Bat country? Have you entered bat country?

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Carstonio's avatar

Damn, I was hoping that Lewandowski and Noem had been arrested.

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Parakeetist's avatar

Far be it from me to judge anyone, but HWUT

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Parakeetist's avatar

Yeah!

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Nicola Leslie's avatar

Who wants to bet that Corey Lewandowski frequently refers to himself as a "nice guy"?

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Gonzalez put the moves on Noem and got shut down. Duh.

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Dr. Rags's avatar

Humongous Comet 2024!

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Is Mr. Noem ok with it like serial cuckolds Mr. Mad Marge and Jerry Falwell, Jr. apparently are? I won't kink shame.

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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

This is true. I don't know anything about the "Victoria's Voice Foundation", and maybe they're legit.

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Sleepmonger's avatar

It is unrelated to her right not to be harassed, but c'mon. What were her parents thinking? That it sounded classier than Garbagette or Compostina?

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