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Thomas Brown's avatar

You want to try something REALLY hard, smarty? Figure out how to improve it.

actor212's avatar

I've been to a camp

JAWs's avatar

I see you've been to Hollywood, Frankie.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

My new favorite webcomic (for now, anyway...)

http://wondermark.com/c1135/

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You know...some folks might object to those magnificent beasts being fed a high fat diet.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

I am so sorry for your friend and what you must be going through. I lost both parents and a brother to cancers, and the toll it takes on the loved ones around them is immeasurable. I don't know what we would have done without some form of insurance. It helped all of us (especially the ill) face the future with dignity.Take care.

lesterthegiantape's avatar

Rectum? I'll say! We never did find all the pieces.

Amy!'s avatar

Old age and ennui.

(not really a joke; just convert all death penalties to life-without-parole. cheaper and more humane, and best of all, if new evidence turns up, you can actually call backsies)

Amy!'s avatar

President The Donald l-, l-, LI- *cough* *cough*

BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahaha, huh, hahahaha.

Umm. Sorry. Just couldn't do it. Whew!

Amy!'s avatar

Sure, sure, officer. What's your tipple?

Amy!'s avatar

What do I get if I order before midnight tonight?! What, huh, what do I get? What?!

BlackestNoobs's avatar

nice one! all we need now is a mic and a snare drum.

Lot_49's avatar

Should I go to my phone now? Are operators standing by?

MBouffant's avatar

Nope, neither, I'm an entirely separate iNternet crank/commenting radical.

Awesome Man's avatar

SCOTUS was doing us all proud despite the curmudgeons until that third decision. I guess something being both cruel and unusual doesn't really mean it's necessarily cruel and unusual.

Still, pretty darn stoked about gay marrying affordable healthcare.