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You want to try something REALLY hard, smarty? Figure out how to improve it.

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I've been to a camp

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I see you've been to Hollywood, Frankie.

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My new favorite webcomic (for now, anyway...)

http://wondermark.com/c1135/

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You know...some folks might object to those magnificent beasts being fed a high fat diet.

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I am so sorry for your friend and what you must be going through. I lost both parents and a brother to cancers, and the toll it takes on the loved ones around them is immeasurable. I don't know what we would have done without some form of insurance. It helped all of us (especially the ill) face the future with dignity.Take care.

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Rectum? I'll say! We never did find all the pieces.

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Old age and ennui.

(not really a joke; just convert all death penalties to life-without-parole. cheaper and more humane, and best of all, if new evidence turns up, you can actually call backsies)

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President The Donald l-, l-, LI- *cough* *cough*

BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahaha, huh, hahahaha.

Umm. Sorry. Just couldn't do it. Whew!

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Sure, sure, officer. What's your tipple?

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What do I get if I order before midnight tonight?! What, huh, what do I get? What?!

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nice one! all we need now is a mic and a snare drum.

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Should I go to my phone now? Are operators standing by?

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ken?

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Nope, neither, I'm an entirely separate iNternet crank/commenting radical.

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SCOTUS was doing us all proud despite the curmudgeons until that third decision. I guess something being both cruel and unusual doesn't really mean it's necessarily cruel and unusual.

Still, pretty darn stoked about gay marrying affordable healthcare.

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