BREAKING: McCain a "P.O.W." In Secret "Vietnam" War
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The John McCain campaign has been sending some very forward e-mails to its supporters recently in a shameless attempt to build equity. Poor guy has to eat Ramen and charcoal until the AmEx bills are paid off, so we're glad to pass the tin change can around. Still, McCain Campaign Manager Rick Davis realizes that leading e-mails with "The time to donate is NOW!" might be off-putting to the 14 chimpanzees/members of ABBA that still support him. As a result, Davis sent a new e-mail yesterday commemorating October 26, 2007 as the 40th anniversary of the day McCain was shot down in Vietnam. It's a delightful history tale, and how kind of him to educate us -- who knew this McCain dude had such a rough life? And why did those meanie pants bum-faced Vietcong treat him like that? It's as if Davis is trying to guilt-trip us pussies into donating....
BREAKING: McCain a "P.O.W." In Secret "Vietnam" War
BREAKING: McCain a "P.O.W." In Secret…
BREAKING: McCain a "P.O.W." In Secret "Vietnam" War
The John McCain campaign has been sending some very forward e-mails to its supporters recently in a shameless attempt to build equity. Poor guy has to eat Ramen and charcoal until the AmEx bills are paid off, so we're glad to pass the tin change can around. Still, McCain Campaign Manager Rick Davis realizes that leading e-mails with "The time to donate is NOW!" might be off-putting to the 14 chimpanzees/members of ABBA that still support him. As a result, Davis sent a new e-mail yesterday commemorating October 26, 2007 as the 40th anniversary of the day McCain was shot down in Vietnam. It's a delightful history tale, and how kind of him to educate us -- who knew this McCain dude had such a rough life? And why did those meanie pants bum-faced Vietcong treat him like that? It's as if Davis is trying to guilt-trip us pussies into donating....