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Lefty Mark's avatar

jacked it up incorrectly and lost the lug nuts

But enough about the hosts, what about the car?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Consumer: Buys Really Cool Stuff that has a picture of fruit on it. Doesn't care why it works, just cares that it does work.

Helena Handbag's avatar

I still have a yoooge lady-boner for him anyway.

House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Dear Wingnuts: you are on notice that we will in fact blast the lot of you across the room, with votes. Great big giant Democratic Socialist Votes that will bern sorry burn your sorry asses.

Alex Grey's avatar

Also with derisive laughter.

Alex Grey's avatar

Doesn't ANYBODY know how many of the 9/11 terrorists were 14!?!?!!!!11!!1one

Old Man Shadow's avatar

Cars are well-regulated. And very few people ever opt to use one as a murder weapon in comparison to guns.

Paperless Tiger's avatar

He made my head explode!

doktorzoom's avatar

But did you use it to take down a Gorn?

doktorzoom's avatar

Even worse, how about all those fakers who drive "T-buckets" with Fiberglas bodies, instead of actually taking apart an original Model T?

Lefty Mark's avatar

I thought Henry Luce created Time.

Say, do you know who else "made time?"

Lefty Mark's avatar

Well, we're not exactly sure what they are -- they might be giants ...

Lefty Mark's avatar

" 'Too high of a sink rate,' they said. Well sink this, shitbrains!" " 'Failed to demonstrate a gain in altitude under power,' they said. So f-ing what?"" 'Has not successfully returned and made a controlled landing at or near the starting point during any flight trial,' they said. Kiss my ass, motherf-ers!""Barkeep, hit me again!"

Lefty Mark's avatar

Well, the deli I go to does make its own salads.

CygnusX12020's avatar

Well at least he didn't say something homophobic. THAT would have warranted throwing him in jail.

Bob Harrow's avatar

Holy shit . Thank christ they caught the kid and exposed his wicked anti social suicide bombing personality and tendancies. Shit just think he could have gone rumagine around the arizona desrt and found a ball of urainium then what???