That depends on what the box is made of. If it is cardboard, the longer you wait, the odds of the cat chewing a hole in it and letting itself out go up. And if that happens, the odds the cat is alive go up, also too.
As an old, I can properly identify that contraption as a magic picture taker, which delivered a color photo -- by magic! -- within a few minutes of the picture being taken. At first, we were all worried that it could steal our souls! but it turned out to be harmless.
Is Strip Jenga a thing? I really want it to be. Also, I canceled my NYT subscription years ago (Judith Miller: lookin' at you), and subscribed to Wonkette instead. As a goofy yellow Lab, it's been great, cuz people want to rub my belly and my coat is shiny.
Crap. Now I want nachos.
That depends on what the box is made of. If it is cardboard, the longer you wait, the odds of the cat chewing a hole in it and letting itself out go up. And if that happens, the odds the cat is alive go up, also too.
And this is why they suck.
And they damn sure aren't gonna go looking for it.
As an old, I can properly identify that contraption as a magic picture taker, which delivered a color photo -- by magic! -- within a few minutes of the picture being taken. At first, we were all worried that it could steal our souls! but it turned out to be harmless.
And you can lick your own balls!
Diversion, distraction, and lies. Nu, so what else is new?
Miss you too luv - hope y'all choose Wonkette for election night!
Myxomatosis.
Good dog!
Party of Personal Responsibility (tm)
ew.
They lurk.
Republican women, no less. Beware the Stepford Wives vote.
But, but, but what about Russia?
Is Strip Jenga a thing? I really want it to be. Also, I canceled my NYT subscription years ago (Judith Miller: lookin' at you), and subscribed to Wonkette instead. As a goofy yellow Lab, it's been great, cuz people want to rub my belly and my coat is shiny.