THIS JUST IN: radio station 93.9 WMIA, Feel Good Music With the Best Variety, is reporting that Ohio won't be swallowed up by Pacific Ocean tsunamis originating on the other side of the globe, according to an official at the oxymoronic "Ohio Seismic Network." Everyone please immediately make your way to Ohio. It's the only safe place on Earth (unless you're a union member).
She just tweeted: <i>Prayers for Japan in these turbulent times. May recovery be swift and complete after this earthquake and tsunami. 3 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry&reg; </i> So she&#039;s still in the game.
HA! my former (road warrier) colleagues and i used to say ohio should just be rolled up like a rug so you could from chicago to the east coast more effeciently.
The real horror will start when Gamera, Mothra and Godzilla awaken from their slumber and fight it out over the Japanese islands.
She just tweeted: <i>Prayers for Japan in these turbulent times. May recovery be swift and complete after this earthquake and tsunami. 3 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry&reg; </i> So she&#039;s still in the game.
HA! my former (road warrier) colleagues and i used to say ohio should just be rolled up like a rug so you could from chicago to the east coast more effeciently.