Where is that handgun we keep around the office for emergency suicides? CNN just "teased" the big story that Dan Quayle -- apparently still alive -- is not running for president. Well, gosh! And how about Jeanne Kirkpatrick, is she officially out of the race? What about
BREAKING ON CNN: DAN QUAYLE NOT RUNNING FOR PREZ
BREAKING ON CNN: DAN QUAYLE NOT RUNNING FOR…
BREAKING ON CNN: DAN QUAYLE NOT RUNNING FOR PREZ
Where is that handgun we keep around the office for emergency suicides? CNN just "teased" the big story that Dan Quayle -- apparently still alive -- is not running for president. Well, gosh! And how about Jeanne Kirkpatrick, is she officially out of the race? What about