Guess what? Politico got to talk to Ben Quayle! Ooh, what is he like? Do you think he'll like Politico ? Will he want to be friends with them and stuff? He's so cool because he's the only member of Congress who hasn't had at least one bout with prostate cancer in his life so far. Everything about this is disgusting. Who are these people? Is Ben Quayle lying about having a dog now? Has Mike Allen ever had a better orgasm than the one he has when Ben Quayle tells him he reads his 3 am newsletter?
<i>He&rsquo;s so cool because he&rsquo;s the only member of Congress who hasn&rsquo;t had at least one bout with prostate cancer in his life so far.</i> As the son of Dan Quayle, he qualifies as having had a lifetime bout with prostate cancer, or something very similar to it.
Mike Allen used to chew on his hair as he asked questions like... What&#039;s your favorite color? Mine is red! Do you like french fries I mean freedom fries? I do! Do these pants make me look fat?
Allen can&#039;t chew on his hair any more but he still asks stupid questions.
<i>He&rsquo;s so cool because he&rsquo;s the only member of Congress who hasn&rsquo;t had at least one bout with prostate cancer in his life so far.</i> As the son of Dan Quayle, he qualifies as having had a lifetime bout with prostate cancer, or something very similar to it.
Mike Allen used to chew on his hair as he asked questions like... What&#039;s your favorite color? Mine is red! Do you like french fries I mean freedom fries? I do! Do these pants make me look fat?
Allen can&#039;t chew on his hair any more but he still asks stupid questions.