President Dennis Kucinich is reportedly fighting for his life in a Cleveland-area hospital. The nation's beloved Forest-Sprite-in-Chief contracted food poisoning Sunday night. As Dennis is a vegan, we're pretty sure, he was probably poisoned by Russian agents or Dick Cheney, who's been in hiding since his indictment by the President's War Crimes Tribunal.
BREAKING: PRESIDENT KUCINICH ILL
BREAKING: PRESIDENT KUCINICH ILL
BREAKING: PRESIDENT KUCINICH ILL
President Dennis Kucinich is reportedly fighting for his life in a Cleveland-area hospital. The nation's beloved Forest-Sprite-in-Chief contracted food poisoning Sunday night. As Dennis is a vegan, we're pretty sure, he was probably poisoned by Russian agents or Dick Cheney, who's been in hiding since his indictment by the President's War Crimes Tribunal.