Choose your own misadventure House Republicans (stunned the nation / met already low expectations) this afternoon when they (passed / failed to pass / pulled from consideration) (Paul Ryan's / Donald Trump's) bill to repeal the Affordable Care Act. In (a shocking come-from-behind win / a humiliating defeat / yet another in a series of fuckups) for the Trump administration, the House (passed / fell short of passing / gave up for now on) the American Health Care Acton by (a vote of ___ for and ___ against / pussing out and pulling the bill AGAIN). All the House Democrats voted against the bill, so the loss of ___ Republican votes was (not enough / far more than enough / shut up, there was no vote!) to derail Trump's first major legislative initiative.
Breaking: Republicans (Surprise Nation / Step On Own Dicks Again) In Obamacare Repeal Vote
Breaking: Republicans (Surprise Nation / Step…
Breaking: Republicans (Surprise Nation / Step On Own Dicks Again) In Obamacare Repeal Vote
Choose your own misadventure House Republicans (stunned the nation / met already low expectations) this afternoon when they (passed / failed to pass / pulled from consideration) (Paul Ryan's / Donald Trump's) bill to repeal the Affordable Care Act. In (a shocking come-from-behind win / a humiliating defeat / yet another in a series of fuckups) for the Trump administration, the House (passed / fell short of passing / gave up for now on) the American Health Care Acton by (a vote of ___ for and ___ against / pussing out and pulling the bill AGAIN). All the House Democrats voted against the bill, so the loss of ___ Republican votes was (not enough / far more than enough / shut up, there was no vote!) to derail Trump's first major legislative initiative.