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Hee hee hee. He said pussy gap.

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mitt is like your stupid baby brother: always tagging along with the cool kids making shit up and liable to get hurt.

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But, don't you see:

<blockquote>I was against it <strong>while</strong> I was for it.</blockquote>

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Nixon <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/States%27_rights#Civil_War" target="_blank">didn't invent</a> the concept.

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Called it. <a href="http://wonkette.com/472180/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/472180/breaking-obama-evolves...">http://wonkette.com/472180/...

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He too wants to visit 57 states so he can claim credit for Obama having done so in '08.

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<blockquote>I know that people have differing views, this is a very tender and sensitive topic</blockquote>

"Which is why I say fuck you all, I support a constitutional amendment forcing my views on yours, losers."

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I would think demonstrating how Mitt was a cuddly liberal we could all love* <em>is</em> taking the high ground. The fact that it would destroy him with his base is his - and their - problem.

* Mitt was never cuddly, liberal or loveable

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Mitt, your in Oklahoma. A fair amount of your voting base have enjoyed a conjugal relationship with goats and sheep. Butt sex with another person of the same gender is a no-go in Okieland but it's OK to do the nasty with Wilbur the family goat.

Mitt, they also love cow tipping and truck nutzs.

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