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Lefty Mark's avatar

Hey!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Ted who?

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bobbert's avatar

I'm pretty sure that "unanimous" means "everybody voted the same way". But then, this could be "Republican unanimous", which would mean whatever they want it to mean.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

It helps that the average voter has the attention span of a caffinated goldfish. Cruz could vote 99% the establishment GOP line, but he gives one speech full of Tea Party rhetoric and the rabble are convinced he's "a rebel" - just like McCain is still seen as a "Maverick" even though he long abandoned any semblance of being anything other than a standard-issue GOP cog.

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Painter of Goats's avatar

Aging hippies?

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Br'er Rabbit?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

that was my first thought...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

once Teddy gets whatever perk they promised him as a bribe to STFU about Yertle getting the unanimous majority leader vote, he'll stick his thumb squarely in Mitch's eye over the upcoming AG fight

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Lot_49's avatar

Ouch!

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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

<i>"whatever actual governing McConnell deigns to do."</i>

"The single most important thing we want to achieve is for President Obama to be a two-term president."

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