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some of us fly our slut flag with impunity. What upon earth has brought upon this unholy marriage between the incels, the MRAs and the Frightfarts?

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that's kinda graphic but your heart is in the right place so upfisted

(tee hee! double entendre)

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that joke is so old, I fell off my dildo dinosaur...

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yet this mistress stands behind soo much scientific theory (I didn't realize for years that the shapes of electron orbitals were based on mathematical probability)

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[comments aren't allowed on wonkette]

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He's an attractive fellow, that is until he opens his mouth. I suggest he open his mouth to communicate more with his partner about what feels good to her rather than spread misogynist information based on a sense of entitlement.

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I'll be in my bunk....

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[spoken as an Old Spicy cake]

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[the babbies are adorbs also too]

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[darn onion ninjas, sniff]

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Easy solution: Switch to having casual sex with guys. They never complain afterward.

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There was a time when that joke, and I too, were young and dewy-fresh and uncynical and blablablah. We've been through a lot, that joke and I.

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

“I don’t think I know a single person that doesn’t have at least one entry on their “Oh god, I can’t believe I banged that loser” list.”

SAKONYACHEN LIBULZZZ!!!!1!!!11!!

Sakonyachen for FALGSC's avatar

I’ve made it 44 years. Accused of being a Dog, a Pig, a Womanizing Scumfuck, and various other unflattering things that were sometimes true, but not rape.

I had lots of sex that I am not proud of(call it a humblebrag if you like, but if there were pictures you’d know I’m not bragging), and neither were the other participants. They may have blamed booze, weed, or my supposedly magical way with words that somehow makes women forget that they are above sleeping with me, but never force. It wasn’t even my agenda, I just didn’t rape anyone.