Picture it: the fevered imagination of misogynists everywhere, 2017. A smooth talkin' fella meets a lady in a bar, probably by "negging" her. She is seduced by his handsomeness as well as his charms and wiles (which he perfected in a class at the local community college taught by a man in a velour hat), swiftly agreeing to go home with him and spend the night sexing him up like a common hussy. BUT THEN, the next morning she wakes up, and in the clear light of day realizes that having had consensual sex with him makes her A SLUT, which she does not want to be. "Well, I guess it is OK," she thinks, "so long as he sends me flowers the next day and seeks to win my hand in marriage!"
yet this mistress stands behind soo much scientific theory (I didn't realize for years that the shapes of electron orbitals were based on mathematical probability)
He's an attractive fellow, that is until he opens his mouth. I suggest he open his mouth to communicate more with his partner about what feels good to her rather than spread misogynist information based on a sense of entitlement.
I’ve made it 44 years. Accused of being a Dog, a Pig, a Womanizing Scumfuck, and various other unflattering things that were sometimes true, but not rape.
I had lots of sex that I am not proud of(call it a humblebrag if you like, but if there were pictures you’d know I’m not bragging), and neither were the other participants. They may have blamed booze, weed, or my supposedly magical way with words that somehow makes women forget that they are above sleeping with me, but never force. It wasn’t even my agenda, I just didn’t rape anyone.
some of us fly our slut flag with impunity. What upon earth has brought upon this unholy marriage between the incels, the MRAs and the Frightfarts?
that's kinda graphic but your heart is in the right place so upfisted
(tee hee! double entendre)
that joke is so old, I fell off my dildo dinosaur...
yet this mistress stands behind soo much scientific theory (I didn't realize for years that the shapes of electron orbitals were based on mathematical probability)
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He's an attractive fellow, that is until he opens his mouth. I suggest he open his mouth to communicate more with his partner about what feels good to her rather than spread misogynist information based on a sense of entitlement.
I'll be in my bunk....
[spoken as an Old Spicy cake]
[the babbies are adorbs also too]
[darn onion ninjas, sniff]
I love Pink.
Easy solution: Switch to having casual sex with guys. They never complain afterward.
There was a time when that joke, and I too, were young and dewy-fresh and uncynical and blablablah. We've been through a lot, that joke and I.
“I don’t think I know a single person that doesn’t have at least one entry on their “Oh god, I can’t believe I banged that loser” list.”
SAKONYACHEN LIBULZZZ!!!!1!!!11!!
I’ve made it 44 years. Accused of being a Dog, a Pig, a Womanizing Scumfuck, and various other unflattering things that were sometimes true, but not rape.
I had lots of sex that I am not proud of(call it a humblebrag if you like, but if there were pictures you’d know I’m not bragging), and neither were the other participants. They may have blamed booze, weed, or my supposedly magical way with words that somehow makes women forget that they are above sleeping with me, but never force. It wasn’t even my agenda, I just didn’t rape anyone.
Agreed.