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Joshua Norton's avatar

<i>Breitbart Has A London Bureau</i>

I wonder if the UK RWNJs are aware that belonging to the Tea Party really <i>isn't</i> a good thing on their side of the pond.

Bloody wankers.

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Wait ... is that the Wonkette catwoman down there? I keep thinking it's Batman. She seems harmless.

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<i>"Who among us has not rolled over, bleary-eyed and foul-smelling, to an unfamiliar bedfellow, and thought: oh God, what have I done this time?"</i>

Most of us, you slut.

malsperanza's avatar

Or an incredenza, perhaps.

malsperanza's avatar

Also "trulls," "doxies," "hussies," "strumpets," or "smolletts."

malsperanza's avatar

When exactly did the Party of Greed and Bloodlust turn into the Party of Spite and Rancor?

Lefty Mark's avatar

His alibi was perfect.

Lefty Mark's avatar

I would also recommend to avoid making any inquiries into where the bums are hanging out.

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Milo Yiannopoulos" seems like an awful long way to say "utter wanker".

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Without all the self-serving sob stories, I agree that both suspect and victim in sex accusations should be anonymous. More than most crimes, sex is guilty until proven innocent or forever whichever takes longer.