Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Internet Home For The Criminally Petulant has landed another hot scoopty-scoop today, following their masterful expose of Adidas-manufactured terrist prayer rugs. And that scoop?
Notice they're not just throwing the word "Immigrant" around anymore, now it's "ALIENS". Because little gray ET's are scarier than pirate terrorists, even.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/443602\/obama-is-actually-a-somali-pirate-child" target="_blank">One of &#039;em already got in the country.</a> In fact, rumor has it he sneaked into the White House!
Listen, EVERYBODY knows that engaging in a life of crime takes at least 10 years off your appearance. That&#039;s just science.
So, fer shur, some of these so-called &quot;children&quot; crossing our borders and taking planes are probably 30-something Muzlin terrorists. Wake up, SHEEPLE!!11!!!!1
If you&#039;ve ever sat near an infant on a plane with ear pressure or played peek-a-boo with the kid in front of you for a three hour flight, terrorism doesn&#039;t seem that far fetched.
<i>Breitbart is fucking stupid as balls</i>
I don&#039;t want to brag, but <i> my</i> balls are a lot smarter than anyone who writes for Breitbart.
Notice they&#039;re not just throwing the word &quot;Immigrant&quot; around anymore, now it&#039;s &quot;ALIENS&quot;. Because little gray ET&#039;s are scarier than pirate terrorists, even.
Our Gang libel!!!
It&#039;s the star-crossed illegitimate offspring of Willie Wonka and Bill O&#039;Reilly.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/443602\/obama-is-actually-a-somali-pirate-child" target="_blank">One of &#039;em already got in the country.</a> In fact, rumor has it he sneaked into the White House!
Vague terror threats and nativist rhetoric - two tastes that do not taste well together!
Is the National Border Patrol Council anything like the White Citizens Councils?
Listen, EVERYBODY knows that engaging in a life of crime takes at least 10 years off your appearance. That&#039;s just science.
So, fer shur, some of these so-called &quot;children&quot; crossing our borders and taking planes are probably 30-something Muzlin terrorists. Wake up, SHEEPLE!!11!!!!1
Jeff &quot;The Cannon&quot; Gannon came back?
OK - I&#039;ll write it.
To The Kid In The Picture: &quot;Where are your buccaneers?&quot;
KITP: &quot;Under me buckin&#039; hat.&quot;
If you&#039;ve ever sat near an infant on a plane with ear pressure or played peek-a-boo with the kid in front of you for a three hour flight, terrorism doesn&#039;t seem that far fetched.