Ghost Andrew Breitbart's Internet Home For The Criminally Petulant has landed another hot scoopty-scoop today, following their masterful expose of Adidas-manufactured terrist prayer rugs. And that scoop? All those border children who are, eventually, released to family members in the United States while they wait for their George W. Bush-sanctioned due process, are allowed to fly on planes to meet those family members even though they don't even have a drivers license or US passport. Because of how they are children. But! explains Breitbart, how do we know they are not
Notice they're not just throwing the word "Immigrant" around anymore, now it's "ALIENS". Because little gray ET's are scarier than pirate terrorists, even.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/443602\/obama-is-actually-a-somali-pirate-child" target="_blank">One of &#039;em already got in the country.</a> In fact, rumor has it he sneaked into the White House!
Listen, EVERYBODY knows that engaging in a life of crime takes at least 10 years off your appearance. That&#039;s just science.
So, fer shur, some of these so-called &quot;children&quot; crossing our borders and taking planes are probably 30-something Muzlin terrorists. Wake up, SHEEPLE!!11!!!!1
If you&#039;ve ever sat near an infant on a plane with ear pressure or played peek-a-boo with the kid in front of you for a three hour flight, terrorism doesn&#039;t seem that far fetched.
<i>Breitbart is fucking stupid as balls</i>
I don&#039;t want to brag, but <i> my</i> balls are a lot smarter than anyone who writes for Breitbart.
Notice they&#039;re not just throwing the word &quot;Immigrant&quot; around anymore, now it&#039;s &quot;ALIENS&quot;. Because little gray ET&#039;s are scarier than pirate terrorists, even.
Our Gang libel!!!
It&#039;s the star-crossed illegitimate offspring of Willie Wonka and Bill O&#039;Reilly.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/443602\/obama-is-actually-a-somali-pirate-child" target="_blank">One of &#039;em already got in the country.</a> In fact, rumor has it he sneaked into the White House!
Vague terror threats and nativist rhetoric - two tastes that do not taste well together!
Is the National Border Patrol Council anything like the White Citizens Councils?
Listen, EVERYBODY knows that engaging in a life of crime takes at least 10 years off your appearance. That&#039;s just science.
So, fer shur, some of these so-called &quot;children&quot; crossing our borders and taking planes are probably 30-something Muzlin terrorists. Wake up, SHEEPLE!!11!!!!1
Jeff &quot;The Cannon&quot; Gannon came back?
OK - I&#039;ll write it.
To The Kid In The Picture: &quot;Where are your buccaneers?&quot;
KITP: &quot;Under me buckin&#039; hat.&quot;
If you&#039;ve ever sat near an infant on a plane with ear pressure or played peek-a-boo with the kid in front of you for a three hour flight, terrorism doesn&#039;t seem that far fetched.