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I bet that quote is a fact that's been checked, so banhammer-worthy if produced, of course.

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I remember seeing one of those anti-Eastwooding (?) Empty Chair Comedic Political Statement wingderp photos that had a BREITBART IS HERE sign next to it.

Didn't look very unique, so taking a dook next to every Breitbart sign stapled onto a stick would probably be a reasonable solution.

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You, sir, are no Republican! (said to Fare la Volpe)

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I was thinking it would be like cheap fish sticks: a lot of breading and filler, a lot of grease, not a lot of substance and smelling pretty weird.

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Romney would have sold off GM piece by piece, so it would be alive several times over, but in India and China.

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What was it that Goebbels said about the big lie?

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Ghost Breitbart is an amateur. Eric Bolling proved Biden wrong BEFORE BIDEN EVEN SAID IT: <a href="https://twitter.com/ericbol..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://twitter.com/ericbolling/status/2438861254...">https://twitter.com/ericbol...

'Taking bets... how long before Biden delivers this falsehood: "Bin Laden is dead, Gm is alive".. 12 minutes over/under '

There's more time paradoxes in this election than a bad episode of Doctor Who!

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Because the fact checkers had the gall to point out that when the Romney campaign cherry-picked statistical anomalies like women's job losses or gas prices on inauguration day, and span them into deliberately deceitful attack ads against Obama, this was misleading to the point of lying, even though the lies were built around a kernel of truth.

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Round the bend and visible only to some... it's like Magritte and Escher had a migraine-inducing lovechild.

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If you are, I am too.

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Stalin is alive and living in the basement of the White House. It's true. I said it, so it's true.

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Worst horror picture ever:

THEY SAVED BREITBART'S BRAIN!!!!!!

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Breitbart's dead, so <em>I'm</em> better off.

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Saves a whole two characters over "Oh FFS"! As long as you have to explain it less than 0.1% of the time you use it, it's a clear win ;)

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So says the authors of "Wishful Thinking Makes It So."

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Also in their hot monkey sex.

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