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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Bugnon stole 'em?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It's a lifestyle choice, not a congenital defect.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Wouldn't that be "Bugnom"?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

<i>Somebody has way too much time on their hands.</i>

Hold the phone! Too much time, you say?You should see his 10 hour long videos. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCNMETN-XnM&fe...">http://www.youtube.com/watc... Seriously, though, how is that <i>even possible?</i>

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Almost perfect - it only lacks the glowing red eyes.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

OK, I'm totally stealing this from another poster on another board, but damned if I can find it to give credit:

"Those aren't clouds - his pants are on fire."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The arms are fine, because the Assassin's Creed artist was in fact an artist. Doubling the volume of the head (because you're too lazy to 'shop out the plume on the helmet) is the problem. It also shows Bugnon's profound lack of talent.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Perhaps he originally had someone else's noggin in mind, before BriteFart's death presented a better commercial prospect.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

Well, yes, but the kid puts this massive head on, and then spends his time on the sword, and armor, and making sure there is proper homage to Isildur or Albert of Brandenburg or whomever. And never does anything about the distortion the head has done on the arms.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

So with all the careful attention to detail, he didn't correct the obvious problem he had with the arms? He focused on the armor and the sword and the buckles and all, but not the arms? He's - what, a 16 yo boy?

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bobbert's avatar

I like the magnifying glass that doesn't magnify. It's like a metaphor or something.

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fuflans's avatar

where is our famousest chet?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

WIN !1!

Ah say - Boy's Momma wasn't a chicken. Musta been a cookoo.

That egg was a bit cracked. So's he...

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TundraGrifter's avatar

All right wing nutz use Comic Sans - nothing they write or say is the least bit funny.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

That's not Art!

He isn't holding a burning copy of the Constitution!

(Yes, I do think I used this before - couldn't resist.)

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