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So, when is Mr Shapiro found wearing a butt plug and a couple of wet suits? Can't be long now.

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Time for a dirty swirly.

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When we we stop bullying Christians by not being Christian?

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Other people I bully by not being one of them:

Wimminz Blahs Messicans Homosexicans Lite "Beer" drinkers Reality Show watchers Chechens Terrorists <strike>Drug Addicts</strike>

OK, OK, I wasn't fooling anyone with that last one...

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Hey there, I found this n't on the ground, I think you dropped it.

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That sounds a little uppity.....

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Just <i>lurve</i> the delusional and deeply paranoid victimology cult that is the primary driver of the right-wing soul - We're the victims of liberal oppression! Our voices are never, ever heard! There's a war on Christians! It's against the law to put the Christ in Christmas! They're coming to take away our guns! White men are the only real victims!

Fly little wingnut, fly.

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Because even a him-bo knows a shriveled, blackened, dead soul when he sees it?

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The "bigots should be considered a protected minority" is slightly more rational than their old argument "boys kissing is icky," though not by much.

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