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Martin Knutsen's avatar

He may declare it won. But no, this is not a winning scenario.

Us Euopeans are just "wtf? spontaneuous selfcombustion?"

Chris's avatar

I'm sorry, but the chair of the Federal Communications Commission should be able to write in proper sentences. "[...] changing course is in their own business interests since trust in legacy media has now fallen to an all time low of just 9% and are ratings disasters." Have you heard of commas, asshole? And what "are ratings disasters"? The business interests? Or the trust in legacy media? This is a train wreck of a sentence, and that's ignoring the fact that he started it with an unnecessary "and". Frankly, you can start a sentence with just "frankly," even if it adds little to it other than offering an opinion.

I just want to shake him while shouting "what is a coordinating conjunction, and how are they used?!?!"

Jamoche's avatar

“Conjunction junction, what’s your function?”

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

Trump's clever phrase for "Republicans who panic." He's so witty.

Hollysdower's avatar

Our allies need to hold tariffs over Trump's head, and they need to present a unified front: "We will send air support, Donnie, if you remove ALL of your tariffs, from every country you've put them on." Then they need to force him to join the ICC. Not negotiable. Then, they need to make him sign a contract agreeing to all of this. Only then, should they send air support.

I realize this won't happen, but I'm dreaming of a world that holds Trump accountable, including an ICC that will send him to prison for life for the Epstein Files. Trump will never be held accountable in this country.

diogenez's avatar

Someone really needs to explain to Herr Trump that he is not the country's CEO, because he clearly doesn't understand this.

Mandorlind's avatar

And normal CEOs still have to follow laws-n-shit.

Jamoche's avatar

And have a board of directors to reel them in, at least if they haven’t stacked the board.

chev_chelios's avatar

another giant POS that belongs in prison along with the rest of them !!!

mr_snarky's avatar

i believe the Iran thing is called a "special military operation".

Euripides Pants's avatar

Let's drive Carr over a cliff.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

Carr does not like criticism of Trump's jihad.

Taralynnelo's avatar

Carr clearly RAPES CHILDREN.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Did Denmark offer help, perhaps use of the Greenland base lol

Satanic Pancake's avatar

They should send a hospital ship to provide aid. Off the coast of New Jersey.

Richard S's avatar

Those beaches can get pretty dangerous......

Fifth Dentist's avatar

The cast of "Jersey Shore" regularly drink themselves into comas.

Antifa Commander's avatar

“When a political candidate is able to win a landslide election victory after in the face of hoaxes and distortions, there is something very wrong.”

Okay, ignoring for the moment the lie about “landslide victory,” what the entire fuck is the “logic” here? “We won, so you did something bad”???

TLDR, shorter: fuck you Carr.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

That first AI video, lol. How stupid do you have to be to believe the deck of an aircraft carrier sits 5 feet above the water?

verne's avatar

i refer you to regime supporters

Satanic Pancake's avatar

They had the ship lowered. You should see it when they start using the hydraulics to bounce it up and down while pumping up the bass. Totally sick and totally worth it.

Joe Bacon's avatar

Pope Leo delivers another smackdown to Trump and the Corporate Controlled Conservative Press...

https://bsky.app/profile/joncooper-us.bsky.social/post/3mh6kivd63k2i

Edith Prickly's avatar

Chicago Pope is not here for the dementia patient's lies.

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Fr. Bob from Chicago is on top of it.

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Real worry is petro-fertilizers.

This year's fertilizer is next year's food.

Reduction in world fertilizer supply means more than high prices.

It means less food.

Less food globally means more than high prices.

It means hunger.

More hunger means more than suffering.

It means war.

Mass hunger causes war, has for millenia.

How nations fight over oil will seem quaint compared to how nations fight over food.

The_Shadout_Mapes's avatar

Let’s not forget the tons of food left to rot in fields and orchards because racists deported migrants. So the workforce doesn’t exist to till, plant, tend, and harvest the food anyway. Unless RFK Jr was serious about sending all us mentally ill folks on antidepressants and people on ADHD meds to work outside in the sun.

PAUL's avatar

Let us not forget all the food that rotted in warehouses because USAID was eliminated.

verne's avatar

hey, big world picnic with all the food ''i am your lethality warrior but can't do a pull up'' nutcrusher bought before the end of the fiscal year.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

Also more immigrants jumping on boats of dubious seaworthiness to try to go somewhere else trying to get food.

And the hate of immigrants that this engenders.

Menotsure's avatar

Trump has asked a number of countries to firmly plant a boot into the pile of dog shit that he has dropped on the middle east by helping escort tankers through the Strait of Hormuz.

(CRICKETS)

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

Won't you please eat this shit sandwich for me, he asks.

Joe Bacon's avatar

Rest Of The World to Trump--YOYO--You're On Your Own...

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

As the preacher said to the town of Rick Ridge's new sheriff.

Jamoche's avatar

Isn’t Rick Ridge the place where a guitar-slinging cowboy swears to never give you up?