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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Flat screen TV too.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

While in college, Pence became an evangelical, born-again Christian, to the great disappointment of his mother. Oh, honey, I'm sure that's just the beginning of her disappointments.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

The Majority Fundagelical Right Wing Court?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

C'mon, he doesn't have a single racist bone in his body.... if the worms have done their job.

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chascates's avatar

I remember reading an article about when Pence met his now wife in college he told a friend he wasn't sure he could 'forgive her', as she had been married and divorced and thus was not a virgin.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

"Kangaroo Court" is moar apt.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🇺🇦 🇺🇦's avatar

He gets a free Golden Pass® to all Trümp Nazi Rallies!

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WeaselPoo's avatar

But he managed to forgive himself for marrying a Jesus-cheating slut, I guess.

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Beverly Buiton's avatar

I know, its unreal. There is not ONE of those guys who would stand up to him. They would literally rather quit their jobs. All of them. Yet they sleep at night.

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John Iwaniszek's avatar

She started it. She got pretty high and mighty on me

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Dunno any of the specifics- I'm just imaging that she's feeling pretty crummy and pretty defensive right about now, might be worth cutting her some slack.

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ken_kukec's avatar

Have they purged those 3 million illegal aliens who put Hillary over the top in the 2016 popular vote?

Kris Kobach told Trump, and he told us, they were out there. Those two paragons of probity wouldn't lie about something like that.

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cmd RadicalLIBRaphaelWarnock's avatar

I think I read later in the comments that the guy who handles that type of thing for his campaigns said he just reserved it just in case but not at the direction of Hickenlooper. But hell, what's the fun if you can spread rumors.

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peteywheats's avatar

Now with more angry drunks!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

We're very inclusive - plus the newts all vote Democrat.

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rtpoeman's avatar

So, what are the organizations out there encouraging people to check their voter registration status, and get re-registered if necessary?

There's time; we should be getting on this YESTERDAY.

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