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Flat screen TV too.

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While in college, Pence became an evangelical, born-again Christian, to the great disappointment of his mother. Oh, honey, I'm sure that's just the beginning of her disappointments.

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The Majority Fundagelical Right Wing Court?

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C'mon, he doesn't have a single racist bone in his body.... if the worms have done their job.

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I remember reading an article about when Pence met his now wife in college he told a friend he wasn't sure he could 'forgive her', as she had been married and divorced and thus was not a virgin.

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"Kangaroo Court" is moar apt.

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He gets a free Golden Pass® to all Trümp Nazi Rallies!

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But he managed to forgive himself for marrying a Jesus-cheating slut, I guess.

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I know, its unreal. There is not ONE of those guys who would stand up to him. They would literally rather quit their jobs. All of them. Yet they sleep at night.

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She started it. She got pretty high and mighty on me

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Dunno any of the specifics- I'm just imaging that she's feeling pretty crummy and pretty defensive right about now, might be worth cutting her some slack.

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Have they purged those 3 million illegal aliens who put Hillary over the top in the 2016 popular vote?

Kris Kobach told Trump, and he told us, they were out there. Those two paragons of probity wouldn't lie about something like that.

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I think I read later in the comments that the guy who handles that type of thing for his campaigns said he just reserved it just in case but not at the direction of Hickenlooper. But hell, what's the fun if you can spread rumors.

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Now with more angry drunks!

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We're very inclusive - plus the newts all vote Democrat.

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So, what are the organizations out there encouraging people to check their voter registration status, and get re-registered if necessary?

There's time; we should be getting on this YESTERDAY.

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