When a Republican says "immigrant," they mean a non-White, usually non-Black (unless they're from Africa), person. To them, the word definitionally excludes White people. To them, Melania isn't "an immigrant". She's White, so the category doesn't apply to her.
Gee for my grandparents and even most of my youth until JFK, we Slavs, especially the catholic ones or jewish ones, weren't considered high quality whites any more than the Italians or Greeks or the Irish. WASPs and Germans for the win.
So, I just finished reading "Squeeze Me" by Carl Hiaasen, and I'm choosing to believe that work of fiction is more accurate than anything. Therefore, I don't believe she fucks him. Ever. He fucks someone. And so does she. Just not each other.
They threatened his holiday.(Sad Donald Trump from “Accidentally Hitler”)
They threatened his comeback. (Donald Trump stammering “I MEANT POLICIES” at a rally.)
But now that they threatened his family….(Close up of Melania staring woefully at Ivana’s overgrown golf course grave while DJ, Eric and Ivanka sob into lace hankies)
IT’S PERSONAL.
(Donald, with bulging biceps in a shirt with sleeves artfully ripped off, straps on a bandolier of bullets while three large men in varied military uniforms with tears in their eyes salute him and say, “Mr. President, sir you are so brave!”)
Donald Trump will blast out your screen this Memorial Day in….
If Colorado gets their way, Trump won’t be on the ballot there. Maybe he can win without Colorado’s electoral votes. But if the scotus affirms or declines to consider (they absolutely WILL consider), other states will file the same lawsuits. Once one state falls, a dozen or more will fall, and Trump will be off the ballot for 24. OMG, it would finally be over.
Colorado hasn’t voted for a Republican since W and we seem to be getting bluer every year so we’re not exactly a swing state. We’ll see if the SCOTUS agrees with the ruling but since he put a third of them on the bench I have my doubts.
Nah, that would be all "Stollen!" bs. If you want to see Trump cry, you should root for Justice Engoron in New York. He's the only one in a position to take away the only thing Trump actually cares about: his empire.
In summary and in conclusion, Bret Baier cannot believe the Lame Stream Media is so tied up in knots that Trump used Hitler words. Hitler did some good things. After all, he killed Hitler.
And he has been fucking hundreds of millions of immigrants and non-immigrants in the US for ages now and can't wait to fuck over the entire world if he becomes the Führer AND Reichsführer in November 2024 (if you think he'll wait until January 20, 2025 you have NOT been paying attention).
What do you expect FuX News to say? "OMG, Trump is doddering aimlessly down the road to Hitlerville and WE DON'T THINK THAT'S GOOD"?
Never. Gonna. Happen.
A real news network might be able to look in the mirror as determine that perhaps they've been a terrible corporation, and should change their ways. But if the already decided settlement they got hit with for lying PLUS the impending lawsuit that looks to be even bigger PLUS all the "getting sued by female employees for being cuntish shitbags to them" PLUS the fact that Trump dumps on them on a daily basis for not hand jobbing him enough ... if none of that can spark any kind of corporation-wide self-reflection ... then there is nothing which can.
They will continue this same path right up until they go bankrupt as their existing base dies off and are not replaced quickly enough by rural white folks aging into their Hitler-supportive years.
If it wasn't so friggin dangerous for rational human beings, it would be pitiable. They all know they've lying their asses off to feed a master who doesn't actually give a rat's ass about them - unless they are getting him off/over ... but they've painted themselves into enough of a corner that there is no pivot possible. They just have to continue to run out there and boldface lie and know they look pathetic and stupid.
Whatever happens, it should be soon. There's no great need to drag this out forever. If TFG were to suddenly cease breathing, it would be embarrassing to hold a presidential funeral and have so many people find they have other plans. FTC.
Unfortunately, no matter what happens elsewhere, my state* elected a goddamn Trumpist assholes--Jeffrey Landry--to the governorship, so yeah, the fat orange bitch will be on the Louisiana ballot come November. Unless by some miracle he isn't the Republican nominee.
*"My state" didn't elect him. A few thousand assholes with sticks the size of redwood trunks up their asses did.
Louisiana was always going to send their EVs to Trump in 2024, just like California is going to give theirs to Biden. That has never been in doubt. The more interesting and consequential question is what will the purple states do? I find it interesting that it's a nominal swing state who was first to get to this point, and not a true-blue state.
When a Republican says "immigrant," they mean a non-White, usually non-Black (unless they're from Africa), person. To them, the word definitionally excludes White people. To them, Melania isn't "an immigrant". She's White, so the category doesn't apply to her.
Gee for my grandparents and even most of my youth until JFK, we Slavs, especially the catholic ones or jewish ones, weren't considered high quality whites any more than the Italians or Greeks or the Irish. WASPs and Germans for the win.
"HE’S FUCKING AN IMMIGRANT"
So, I just finished reading "Squeeze Me" by Carl Hiaasen, and I'm choosing to believe that work of fiction is more accurate than anything. Therefore, I don't believe she fucks him. Ever. He fucks someone. And so does she. Just not each other.
(Movie announcer voice)
They threatened his holiday.(Sad Donald Trump from “Accidentally Hitler”)
They threatened his comeback. (Donald Trump stammering “I MEANT POLICIES” at a rally.)
But now that they threatened his family….(Close up of Melania staring woefully at Ivana’s overgrown golf course grave while DJ, Eric and Ivanka sob into lace hankies)
IT’S PERSONAL.
(Donald, with bulging biceps in a shirt with sleeves artfully ripped off, straps on a bandolier of bullets while three large men in varied military uniforms with tears in their eyes salute him and say, “Mr. President, sir you are so brave!”)
Donald Trump will blast out your screen this Memorial Day in….
Accidentally Hitler II: I Fuck Immigrants!
Putting on my barrister’s wig, I must point out that the sentence beginning “Forget all that . . . “ assumes facts not in evidence.
Barron......paternity test......just sayin'......
If Colorado gets their way, Trump won’t be on the ballot there. Maybe he can win without Colorado’s electoral votes. But if the scotus affirms or declines to consider (they absolutely WILL consider), other states will file the same lawsuits. Once one state falls, a dozen or more will fall, and Trump will be off the ballot for 24. OMG, it would finally be over.
Colorado hasn’t voted for a Republican since W and we seem to be getting bluer every year so we’re not exactly a swing state. We’ll see if the SCOTUS agrees with the ruling but since he put a third of them on the bench I have my doubts.
I would like to see him crushed in an electoral landslide the likes of which we have never seen before.
Just to see him cry.
Nah, that would be all "Stollen!" bs. If you want to see Trump cry, you should root for Justice Engoron in New York. He's the only one in a position to take away the only thing Trump actually cares about: his empire.
That sounds suspiciously simple…
In summary and in conclusion, Bret Baier cannot believe the Lame Stream Media is so tied up in knots that Trump used Hitler words. Hitler did some good things. After all, he killed Hitler.
Ta, Evan. I have never seen Baier; I only know he exists because of Wonkette.
Samesies!
Listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tm_FMzWVplU&list=PLL44kuYYS8ylXRHCwQtswe8P9B-sKS-Zu. I am reminded that Keef, in his autobiography, said that at the beginning they only wanted to be the best blues band in London.
The wisdom of Keef: "all you need to play it is five strings, two notes, two fingers and one asshole."
'Forget all that, HE’S FUCKING AN IMMIGRANT."
And he has been fucking hundreds of millions of immigrants and non-immigrants in the US for ages now and can't wait to fuck over the entire world if he becomes the Führer AND Reichsführer in November 2024 (if you think he'll wait until January 20, 2025 you have NOT been paying attention).
“Baier is the “hard news” dude at Fox News”
Really? That no-necked beady eyed freak? I guess everything is relative.
All the dittoheads are watching this, and even if they don't agree with it they excuse it.
And all of them vote. All of those Faux News viewers vote and they put their Republican champions into office.
We have our assignment, we have to do what we have done in 2020 and 2022, and defeat them on the ballots. Each and every Republican, vote them down.
That crowd behind Trump (one woman in the whole bunch) was a real snapshot into his supporters wasn't it?
What do you expect FuX News to say? "OMG, Trump is doddering aimlessly down the road to Hitlerville and WE DON'T THINK THAT'S GOOD"?
Never. Gonna. Happen.
A real news network might be able to look in the mirror as determine that perhaps they've been a terrible corporation, and should change their ways. But if the already decided settlement they got hit with for lying PLUS the impending lawsuit that looks to be even bigger PLUS all the "getting sued by female employees for being cuntish shitbags to them" PLUS the fact that Trump dumps on them on a daily basis for not hand jobbing him enough ... if none of that can spark any kind of corporation-wide self-reflection ... then there is nothing which can.
They will continue this same path right up until they go bankrupt as their existing base dies off and are not replaced quickly enough by rural white folks aging into their Hitler-supportive years.
If it wasn't so friggin dangerous for rational human beings, it would be pitiable. They all know they've lying their asses off to feed a master who doesn't actually give a rat's ass about them - unless they are getting him off/over ... but they've painted themselves into enough of a corner that there is no pivot possible. They just have to continue to run out there and boldface lie and know they look pathetic and stupid.
Maybe Trump will Hitler himself before he gets Mussolini'd.
Whatever happens, it should be soon. There's no great need to drag this out forever. If TFG were to suddenly cease breathing, it would be embarrassing to hold a presidential funeral and have so many people find they have other plans. FTC.
Trump off the ballot in Colorado.
49 to go......
Unfortunately, no matter what happens elsewhere, my state* elected a goddamn Trumpist assholes--Jeffrey Landry--to the governorship, so yeah, the fat orange bitch will be on the Louisiana ballot come November. Unless by some miracle he isn't the Republican nominee.
*"My state" didn't elect him. A few thousand assholes with sticks the size of redwood trunks up their asses did.
Louisiana was always going to send their EVs to Trump in 2024, just like California is going to give theirs to Biden. That has never been in doubt. The more interesting and consequential question is what will the purple states do? I find it interesting that it's a nominal swing state who was first to get to this point, and not a true-blue state.
Amen, Brother. But they certainly are BELLIGERENT assholes, aren't they?
Someone that knows The Law is going to have to explain if he can appeal this
I don't know the law but experts on MSNBC say yes he can, and will appeal to SCROTUS
Cultists gonna cult