Hey, Ladies of Wonket! Hope you're all having a welcoming, nurturing, inviting day! It's really a beautiful miracle how God made you so well-suited for secretarial and receptionist duties, because those are pretty much the only jobs you should consider while you wait to find a husband to take care of you (or become a lonely bitter spinster with scores of cats). So now that we have that clear, let's see what American Patriarchy Association spokesdouche Bryan Fischer has to say about
â« Anticipation..anticip ay ay tion â«
I saw what you did there.
That woman is about as welcoming and inviting as a power saw with a loose nut.
Solomon?
Harlot of the month.
There's an app for that.
There's an app for that, too.
Never look in the Cat Lady's freezer.
Or that woman featured on Wonkette who wouldn't stop praying to Jesus before the county meetings started.
Oh god, never look in her kitchen.
The one with the weird lips, Jennifer Stefano. She seems nice.
You mean how I still can't load the dishwasher properly, or fold the laundry, so my husband impatiently pushes me aside and does it himself?
Although there is something to be said for sidethigh.
Um.... does Wonkette have a lending library? A...um... friend of mine would like to read more about [w]horizontal secretaries and such.
<i>He offered her a drink, but she reclined.</i>
And he was probably trying to be complimentary...