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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

♫ Anticipation..anticip ay ay tion ♫

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I saw what you did there.

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That woman is about as welcoming and inviting as a power saw with a loose nut.

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There's an app for that.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There's an app for that, too.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Never look in the Cat Lady's freezer.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Or that woman featured on Wonkette who wouldn't stop praying to Jesus before the county meetings started.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh god, never look in her kitchen.

Vienna Woods's avatar

The one with the weird lips, Jennifer Stefano. She seems nice.

Vienna Woods's avatar

You mean how I still can't load the dishwasher properly, or fold the laundry, so my husband impatiently pushes me aside and does it himself?

bobbert's avatar

Although there is something to be said for sidethigh.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Um.... does Wonkette have a lending library? A...um... friend of mine would like to read more about [w]horizontal secretaries and such.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>He offered her a drink, but she reclined.</i>

Chris Grrr's avatar

And he was probably trying to be complimentary...