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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

♫ Anticipation..anticip ay ay tion ♫

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I saw what you did there.

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That woman is about as welcoming and inviting as a power saw with a loose nut.

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Solomon?

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Harlot of the month.

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There's an app for that.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

There's an app for that, too.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Never look in the Cat Lady's freezer.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or that woman featured on Wonkette who wouldn't stop praying to Jesus before the county meetings started.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Oh god, never look in her kitchen.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The one with the weird lips, Jennifer Stefano. She seems nice.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

You mean how I still can't load the dishwasher properly, or fold the laundry, so my husband impatiently pushes me aside and does it himself?

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bobbert's avatar

Although there is something to be said for sidethigh.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Um.... does Wonkette have a lending library? A...um... friend of mine would like to read more about [w]horizontal secretaries and such.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>He offered her a drink, but she reclined.</i>

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Chris Grrr's avatar

And he was probably trying to be complimentary...

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