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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Befehl ist Befehl, betrunken ist betrunken.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I've never heard Kilmeade's voice and I ain't about to start now.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Think "New York," but not as enticing and lilting as Trump.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

You know, Brian, it wasn't that Kelly and McMasters didn't like Chump, or didn't think he deserved the job, or didn't think he was worthy of the job, they thought he was unfit for the job.

Slight difference.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Also, pretty sure they are meant to serve the Constitution, and Tump only insofar as he follows the Constitution.

Pixeloid's avatar

"...one day, “MAGA” will be synonymous in the history books with “Nazi”..."

One day? I thought that was already decided back in 2021.

Sandra's avatar

I think he just misspoke himself. What he meant to say is he loves Hitler's genitals.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I would think missing a testicle would really squick Chump out.

Tammy Scumbag's avatar

Can't have a dictator with one ball. It looks bad.

John Norris's avatar

The Felon's problem is the generals DID listen and concluded the Insurrectionist was nuts.

Ann Higgins's avatar

Of course you want generals who just follow orders - until they all end up at Nuremberg.

Mommadillo's avatar

Evan, I love ya, but I’m not sure my stomach is up to Stephen Miller sex tips. I got a little queasy just reading the title.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

If you follow Stephen Miller's sex tips, I guarantee you will never have sex again.

Ever.

skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I think they use videos of him to non-surgically castrate sex-offenders in Louisiana.

Paytheline's avatar

He just wants generals who are OK swinging from a rope like Hitler’s generals. Nothing to worry about here.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

" All these motherfucking NAZI's"...No Notes.

funnyhaha's avatar

I like that they're stupid. If they were smart they'd have already destroyed us.

Davis's avatar

I remember when Steve Doocy was the stupidest person on the couch.

Mommadillo's avatar

Put it this way - Doocy hasn’t gotten any smarter.

Alexander Jordan's avatar

If you take fox "NEWS" seriously, I can't take you seriously.

antlisa1201's avatar

Maybe he meant to say he loves hitler’s genitals.?

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Hitler only had one descended testicle... They called him, "Einenballen" whenever he showered with the other Aryan boys...

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It would have been nice if he'd decided to shit on the other Aryan boys for revenge.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

The Tollhouse cookies were a much more successful product than the penises.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

"Hey! You got Tollhouse cookies all over my penis!"

"You got penis all over my Tollhouse cookies!"

Werewolf's avatar

Technically, the only German generals who were Nazis were Waffen SS-the SS being the military wing of the NSDP itself. German law prohibited military officers-Wehrmacht, Luftwaffe, Kriegsmarine-from being members of political parties. They all swore an oath of personal allegiance to Hitler, though, rather than to Germany.