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“Sometimes drugs work for different things! Some people they chose to try it! It wasn't out there to MAKE A MOCKERY OF!”

This is how I tried to explain acid to my mom.

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I'm long on record being in favor of single payer, socialized medicine. I've said many times that nobody should be impoverished because they get sick.

...but these fuckers, these unvaccinated assholes, should pay the full price of the Regeneron* and ICU stays and intubation and round the clock care. If they die it comes off the top of their "estates".

The vaccine is FREE!!!

*Providing Regeneron at a discount would cut into returns to shareholders the politicians who traded on inside information to buy the stock.

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Good lord! If faux news issued a retraction every time they got something wrong they’d have no time to be wrong anymore. Well, they probably still find a way to be wrong. Probably in the retraction, but still…

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When she was 10' tall

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You aren’t an aardvark with opposable thumbs—the one reading “The Moth Book”? Are you? Cause I could swear that one sat next to me that night

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OT: Just a random shit post from antivaxx land

https://images.dailykos.com...

Dr. Betty Martini: seems legit

http://www.mpwhi.com/our_fo...

How could you NOT take vaccine advice from this woman

http://www.mpwhi.com/betty_...

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I am starting a political slogan-writing business. First one is free:

WORM-FREE BY '23

You don't have to thank me, Republicans

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I lived the old SNL Fox and Friends skits with Bobby Moynahan as Kilmeade. The end was always a retractions scroll, you'd have to pause to read, but hilarious.

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So she has a "honorary" doctorate in the humanities. Seems legit

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Axiom: It is ALWAYS possible for Fox News to get stupider.

See also: "How low can they sink?"

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Katherine Helmond IS Lee Remick in "The Lee Remick Story"!

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Dr. Martini my ass. I’m going to sue. I have a doctorate and I’m an expert in making martinis.

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DO NOT shoot Rachel Maddow into space (against her will…)

Or you’ll have me to answer to.

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It was just so Tucker could come back and sound intelligent by comparison, which is a rare treat for him. His invitation to Kilmeade probably specified, “must discuss and defend Ivermectin, you free Tuesday night?”

Ivermectin WILL NOT BE LAUGHED AT! Stop laughing at Ivermectin, you TOLERANT libs! It’s a groundbreaking treatment for tropical ringworm! Therefore, ipso facto, per se, good for the Covids.

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I tried to get 7.77cm of water over my lemon peels, but they are curvy and at one point they were only 6.663cm submerged and vary to as much as 8.23576cm submerged. Will this still work for me? I'm nervous. Also, the recipe said to cool for two hours, but I'm using metric peels and I don't know how hours work in the metrics.

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Will Ivermectin cure Republicanism? Maybe enough of it would!

But that would be wrong, one supposes.

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