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I am completely whelmed.

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She was suspiciously quiet about the sexiness of her cartilage, I notice.

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So I'm betting that she places abooooout 11th of the 12 contestants on DWTS. (I mean if you can't move sexier than Florence Henderson, just give up and become a Quaker.) I may even watch it this year just to see her stumble around. And laugh. And point.

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What Would Jesus Dance?

They need to include the Hora in the line-up of dances, I'd say. Or the chair dance.

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Right now Levi is crying to Tank and asking when he'll get his own reality show.

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