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Palin's want deal! Lots of money for no actual work.

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She who brawls in a camo skirt.

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Or those fine ties.

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The crotchless camo panties are kinda self-defeating .....

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They were there to secretly film some salmon porn. I heard that they succeeded in getting a million dollar money shot.

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That pic needs more sideboob.

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Yep That Chinese Navy it's catching up to us! http://www.businessinsider....

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您好水手,你孤独吗?Nín hǎo shuǐshǒu, nǐ gūdú ma?

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Listen my children and you shall hearOf the idiot Bristol with brains in her rear,With brains in her cunt and brains in her clit--But none in her head, 'cuz that's full of shit.

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So basically, "conservative foreign policy" means "WAR WAR WAR with everyone who looks at us cross-eyed, at the same time: China, Iran, Russia, Ecuador, you name it". Am I right?

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So that's what the kids are calling it now!

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Bristol is as much an expert on foreign policy as she is on contraception. You can bank on that.

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Certainly not her mama.

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Worst

Innuendo

Ever!

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So.. why does Bristol think the US ended in 2009 (per her t-shirt)? isn't that the year she made her abstinence pledge?

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Bristol running her mouth like this is why I could care less what people say about her and her out of wedlock knock ups. She inserts herself into political discussions so she can take the rotten eggs that are thrown at her. You don't see Chelsea Clinton or the Obama girls getting themselves into political discussions. But somehow, Bristol finds time between getting knocked up to run her mouth about situations she knows nothing about.

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