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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>“Lazy hands make a man poor, but diligent hands bring wealth.”</i>

If she'd stuck to diligent hand jobs, she'd still be the obscure daughter of that screeching harridan. It was lazy hands that got her the inexplicable notoriety she lives off.

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<i>If you want something, you go out and work for it.</i>

I think she's speaking to her kid about his food.

Capt.Jim's avatar

How hard is it to outcunt your own mother,you cant do that and be lazy in Bristols case

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Also wearing knit caps in season other than winter

bobbert's avatar

I'm not afraid of it, either. I can lie down right next to it and go to sleep.

bobbert's avatar

Finished his enlistment, married his pregnant GF, (she) had the kid, got divorced. You know, the usual stuff for a young twenty-sumthin.

To his credit, he's basically kept his head down, so there's that.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Libs will never understand this.

Chris Grrr's avatar

re. 2. - she speaks fluent teapartier... which is clueless hypocrisy.

Jared James's avatar

If her mom had known what an ethic was, perhaps she might have gotten the job more than halfway done.

But that would have required work.

Jared James's avatar

I don't really consider "premium flavored malt beverages" a bonus, but rock on, Pollyanna.

Incoming Ham's avatar

What exactly does she do for a living again?

Oh - that's right, she joined the Palin Grifting Co.

chascates's avatar

The family hard work model is to appear perpetually offended and self-righteously criticize anyone who thinks differently. With a side order of Jesus and a dash of patriotism.

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I love watching others do it.

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And since her dad is 1/8th Eskimo I think there's a sinecure for that.

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And Jed just killed for food not to impress the NRA crowd. Plus I bet Granny's possum chili beat Grisly Mama's moose chili.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'm too lazy to look up whether Bristol has ever said or done anything of any significance, but, no, I am not a millennial.

(Edit: or speller)