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theCryptofishist's avatar

I guess that makes sense. That they went that far, I mean.

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cessnadriver's avatar

Zeppo was the business manager for their real estate holdings. He made so much money for the family and was so busy he didn't have time to do any acting.

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Rev. paleotectonics's avatar

So you're saying some lucky hunyuck, racked to the gills on meth and Jacob's Best Original Draft Light, banged (bunged, not sure of the past tense for ankles-tied-to-earlobes vigorous bonking) Vivid Video's future DP/DA queen while she was still in the stirrups but before they broke out the firehose?

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Axomamma's avatar

To be fair, I believe Palin's son Trash's daughter, although conceived out of wedlock, was born after he and his pregnant girlfriend were married and before they got divorced.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

"Corrective" is what they told her health insurance company. (Grifters gonna grift.)What she got was a new chin, Botoxed "masseter" muscles in the jaws, and maybe a tweak or two to the nose.

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

That wasn't terrorism, that was just good German business sense.

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lesterthegiantape's avatar

I ain't gwine breathe a wuhd abouten it, suh!

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sgt. jmk de la rΓ©sistance's avatar

You cannot seriously be claiming that using "dirty" language is in any way comparable to the profanity that Bristol and the rest of the Palin family represent with their grifting, sanctimonious, ignorant, hypocritical, larcenous ways... can you?

Because that's fucking stupid.

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soappy's avatar

Again ,, The 'Breeder' speaks of something she knows nothing About .. (mom's DNA sometimes takes over)

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mainelysteve's avatar

Wow. nasty of jealous bedwetters on this site!

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ryp's avatar

I don't believe anyone referred to Bristol as a jealous bedwetter.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

What is this, some kind of commie mommyblog written for an ugly vile little snark mob?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

I read Wonkette comments to my kids at bedtime. They abso-fucking-lutely demand it.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Nose looks untouched. (The original didn't/doesn't need any custom work, TBH.) Definitely altered jawline though, along with straightened and whitened teeth. This last touch is something we'd all like to get if we haven't done so already. Well OK, me then. Not sure about botoxing, but it's a possibility I suppose.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

BP is a public figure with a public career and a national following with (theoretically) some uncertain clout, so she's fair game. A rather minor one IMO, but a player nonetheless. (For another example, see: McCain, Meghan.) In any event the subject isn't really Bristol per se, but rather the whole phenomenon of Palinism.

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Anita Ledford's avatar

I find it very telling that sarah said trig was nonverbal but piper understood him. She takes so little interest in her down syndrome child and has foisted the poor child upon her other neglected teen. I guess she's to busy griftin now that she lost her faux gnus gig.

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