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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

Every single time I see that picture I assume it's a still from an amateur porno... Every. Single. Time.

Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

Something must have been battery powered, however, since the English teacher freaked out because she heard it beeping, and he took it from his backpack to shut it off.

SC's avatar

No amount of name calling is enough against her. She doesn't have two brain cells to rub together.

toomanyrappers's avatar

I think she does most of her rubbing with her crotch. :)

toomanyrappers's avatar

Did she name him Trip because he was an accident?

toomanyrappers's avatar

Bristol can't identify what this case is (either).

http://www.glamour.com/imag...

Walter Wellstone's avatar

In her world that's a condom. That's why she doesn't know what it looks like.

Nasty Candy Apple's avatar

Haven't these dumb twats masturbated to episodes of "24" enough to know what a bomb looks like by now?

SpideySenser's avatar

That might be a wee bit to obvious for the Irving crowd.

Jill122's avatar

I've read the alarm went off. And that's when he pulled it out of his backpack. There are pictures on the web with tags that show there was an independent battery.

Jill122's avatar

Next up, the Christian Go F*ck Me Account to get the big payday. The question is: will she share with Cruz/Chuckleberry?

Jill122's avatar

That *IS* her big idea! Were you expecting something moar?

HITO's avatar

pencildicks must facilitate fast swimmers which now finds Bristol preggers again

Lark_in_the_AM's avatar

Awwww, cmon. Geek chic ruelz!

TxSpinyLizrd's avatar

Vidor was the first that came to mind.