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This was on FB....

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Every single time I see that picture I assume it's a still from an amateur porno... Every. Single. Time.

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Something must have been battery powered, however, since the English teacher freaked out because she heard it beeping, and he took it from his backpack to shut it off.

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No amount of name calling is enough against her. She doesn't have two brain cells to rub together.

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I think she does most of her rubbing with her crotch. :)

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Did she name him Trip because he was an accident?

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Bristol can't identify what this case is (either).

http://www.glamour.com/imag...

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In her world that's a condom. That's why she doesn't know what it looks like.

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Haven't these dumb twats masturbated to episodes of "24" enough to know what a bomb looks like by now?

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That might be a wee bit to obvious for the Irving crowd.

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I've read the alarm went off. And that's when he pulled it out of his backpack. There are pictures on the web with tags that show there was an independent battery.

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Next up, the Christian Go F*ck Me Account to get the big payday. The question is: will she share with Cruz/Chuckleberry?

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That *IS* her big idea! Were you expecting something moar?

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pencildicks must facilitate fast swimmers which now finds Bristol preggers again

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Awwww, cmon. Geek chic ruelz!

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Vidor was the first that came to mind.

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