Bristol Palin's ghostwriter has some advice for Wendy Davis, and that advice is to stop being a whore who abandons her children for her job and education and be more like Bristol Palin. It is titled, "Dear Wendy Davis, You Can Have a Job and Kids," and if you'll excuse us it's time to eat our morning gun.
1. Bristle hasn't been able to find a man to marry her.
2. She is now old enough to hire her own ghostwriter, and is therefore eligible to be disliked and mocked as a shit-wit on her own merits, independent of her shit-wit mother.
So is there <b>one</b> ghostwriter for the entire family? I&#039;m not sure even Todd could put two sentences together with duct tape so there has to be a mastermind behind the righteous outrage soon to be trademarked by the Palins. Is Piper already writing school papers denouncing how liberals are destroying God&#039;s Perfect Country?
Davis is a very serious contender, who has a national profile and is raising campaign money at an impressive rate. Palins are just trying to catch up on her early start, following the standard Rove playbook. There&#039;s a simple answer, fortunately: <a href="https://secure.wendydaviste..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://secure.wendydavistexas.com/donate/w1309dr...">https://secure.wendydaviste...
It would be an act of humility worthy of the Buddhas to consider advice from the younger Ms Palin on an equal level with, say, our dear Editrix. To embrace the wisdom of ghost writers&#039; best-considered platitudes about family, woman and hard work, to--
Yeah, I couldn&#039;t manage it, either. So I suppose I&#039;m only human after all.
She should get her gall bladder checked. For someone affiliated with our self-described moral superiors, she&#039;s spewing a scary amount of bile.
Gotta love the &quot;open letter&quot; schtick from someone who wouldn&#039;t have the courage or the wherewithal to initiate a conversation with future Governor Davis.
I look forward to the future Reality Shows which will be named in honor of her delightfully quirky kids&#039; names:
<i>Life&#039;s a bowl of Moosedootz, No, Algebra, Mommy&#039;s busy Beam me Upp, Scotty</i>. (No, Scotty&#039;s not the kid&#039;s name.)
My takeaways from this e-piss-l:
1. Bristle hasn&#039;t been able to find a man to marry her.
2. She is now old enough to hire her own ghostwriter, and is therefore eligible to be disliked and mocked as a shit-wit on her own merits, independent of her shit-wit mother.
not pretty enough for hollywood. not talented enough for new york. not smart enough for harvard. not wily enough for DC. not mean enough for Arizona.
yeah, Alaska sounds about right.
So is there <b>one</b> ghostwriter for the entire family? I&#039;m not sure even Todd could put two sentences together with duct tape so there has to be a mastermind behind the righteous outrage soon to be trademarked by the Palins. Is Piper already writing school papers denouncing how liberals are destroying God&#039;s Perfect Country?
Davis is a very serious contender, who has a national profile and is raising campaign money at an impressive rate. Palins are just trying to catch up on her early start, following the standard Rove playbook. There&#039;s a simple answer, fortunately: <a href="https://secure.wendydaviste..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://secure.wendydavistexas.com/donate/w1309dr...">https://secure.wendydaviste...
I wished Putin would rear his head and take out Wasilla. With votes, laughs, Semtex, whatever.
It would be an act of humility worthy of the Buddhas to consider advice from the younger Ms Palin on an equal level with, say, our dear Editrix. To embrace the wisdom of ghost writers&#039; best-considered platitudes about family, woman and hard work, to--
Yeah, I couldn&#039;t manage it, either. So I suppose I&#039;m only human after all.
You damn right.
Her seminal Christian values - her love for Davis and the sinful liberals, her humility, her regard for truth - just ooze from every sentence.
I&#039;m sorry, but I keep hearing this in Barney the dinosaur&#039;s voice.
She should get her gall bladder checked. For someone affiliated with our self-described moral superiors, she&#039;s spewing a scary amount of bile.
It&#039;s political two-dimensional checkers.
Gotta love the &quot;open letter&quot; schtick from someone who wouldn&#039;t have the courage or the wherewithal to initiate a conversation with future Governor Davis.
Once again proving that people in glass houses shouldn&#039;t get stoned and then write stuff on the internet.
<i>You</i> like Sudoku? Hey, <i>I</i> like Sudoko, too.</i> &lt;call me&gt;
Excellent news! Palin butthurt is the nationally accepted statistical indicator for Democratic electoral success.
I look forward to the future Reality Shows which will be named in honor of her delightfully quirky kids&#039; names:
<i>Life&#039;s a bowl of Moosedootz, No, Algebra, Mommy&#039;s busy Beam me Upp, Scotty</i>. (No, Scotty&#039;s not the kid&#039;s name.)