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bobbert's avatar

My takeaways from this e-piss-l:

1. Bristle hasn't been able to find a man to marry her.

2. She is now old enough to hire her own ghostwriter, and is therefore eligible to be disliked and mocked as a shit-wit on her own merits, independent of her shit-wit mother.

fuflans's avatar

not pretty enough for hollywood. not talented enough for new york. not smart enough for harvard. not wily enough for DC. not mean enough for Arizona.

yeah, Alaska sounds about right.

chascates's avatar

So is there <b>one</b> ghostwriter for the entire family? I'm not sure even Todd could put two sentences together with duct tape so there has to be a mastermind behind the righteous outrage soon to be trademarked by the Palins. Is Piper already writing school papers denouncing how liberals are destroying God's Perfect Country?

malsperanza's avatar

Davis is a very serious contender, who has a national profile and is raising campaign money at an impressive rate. Palins are just trying to catch up on her early start, following the standard Rove playbook. There's a simple answer, fortunately: <a href="https://secure.wendydaviste..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="https://secure.wendydavistexas.com/donate/w1309dr...">https://secure.wendydaviste...

chascates's avatar

I wished Putin would rear his head and take out Wasilla. With votes, laughs, Semtex, whatever.

Jared James's avatar

It would be an act of humility worthy of the Buddhas to consider advice from the younger Ms Palin on an equal level with, say, our dear Editrix. To embrace the wisdom of ghost writers' best-considered platitudes about family, woman and hard work, to--

Yeah, I couldn't manage it, either. So I suppose I'm only human after all.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Her seminal Christian values - her love for Davis and the sinful liberals, her humility, her regard for truth - just ooze from every sentence.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'm sorry, but I keep hearing this in Barney the dinosaur's voice.

Chris Grrr's avatar

She should get her gall bladder checked. For someone affiliated with our self-described moral superiors, she's spewing a scary amount of bile.

Chris Grrr's avatar

It's political two-dimensional checkers.

Chris Grrr's avatar

Gotta love the "open letter" schtick from someone who wouldn't have the courage or the wherewithal to initiate a conversation with future Governor Davis.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Once again proving that people in glass houses shouldn't get stoned and then write stuff on the internet.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

<i>You</i> like Sudoku? Hey, <i>I</i> like Sudoko, too.</i> <call me>

malsperanza's avatar

Excellent news! Palin butthurt is the nationally accepted statistical indicator for Democratic electoral success.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I look forward to the future Reality Shows which will be named in honor of her delightfully quirky kids' names:

<i>Life's a bowl of Moosedootz, No, Algebra, Mommy's busy Beam me Upp, Scotty</i>. (No, Scotty's not the kid's name.)