TMZ has learned that America's greatest tabloid teenage prodigy, Bristol Palin, bought that giant foreclosed heap of architectural sin in exurban Arizona because she wants to attend America's finest institution of higher learnin', Arizona State, also known as "The Cambridge of the Great Air-Conditioned Desert." Sure, your editor, who went to a private university with its "standards" and "minuscule dropout rate," will make fun of Arizona State, as he just has, because he is a vile elitist with a history of "scholarships." But for twenty-year-olds of dubious academic achievement like Bristol, who flunked health class and thus had babies in high school and went on to receive a GED out of pity, Arizona State is Harvard. And their quidditch is getting black-out drunk, showing their tits, and getting raped by twenty or so frat boys in their slumber. Which is better than the dorkiness of quidditch, at least.
Maricopa Skills Center has a cosmetology program : ENTRY REQUIREMENTS Students must have a valid Social Security Number or Tax ID card for State Board Licensing Exam. Students under 23 need either a High School Diploma, GED, or 10 high school credits with two credits in English.
She needs to learn to walk before she learns to run.
Bingo, some Wassila kid she's doing moved there. Plus don't forget the lawyer who keeps the keys to the Palinbot contribution box Van Flein went to ASU and has gone to work for some teabagger named Gosar. House is a laundry pure and simple. Nothing is on the fair and square with the Palins ever. Frankly, I hope they all get stuck there. My mother once moved to Mesa and cried every day til she moved away. Hemet looked good after that place. It's all Mormon and nothing is there but houses and churches and blinding heat. How does Mitt fit into all this?? Watch out Mittens!!
ASU has one of the largest church going student populations in the country, outside BYU it is the #1 choice to send Mormon kids. There are spies everywhere to make sure that the Mormon kids do not stray.
Want to know where all of your Medicare and social security dollars are going, Sun City. Imagine if 100k old people were made to live in a giant development with circular roads, so they could not escape, for our amusement?
Doesn't the Constitution have some plain language to keep the Palins from giving their kids such stupid names -- cruel and unusual, maybe. Instead of Trip, Trap, Trik and Trix, let's just call them all "That One".
Bristol on a pole. Must clear mind. Must stab out mind's eye.
Maricopa Skills Center has a cosmetology program : ENTRY REQUIREMENTS Students must have a valid Social Security Number or Tax ID card for State Board Licensing Exam. Students under 23 need either a High School Diploma, GED, or 10 high school credits with two credits in English.
She needs to learn to walk before she learns to run.
Bingo, some Wassila kid she's doing moved there. Plus don't forget the lawyer who keeps the keys to the Palinbot contribution box Van Flein went to ASU and has gone to work for some teabagger named Gosar. House is a laundry pure and simple. Nothing is on the fair and square with the Palins ever. Frankly, I hope they all get stuck there. My mother once moved to Mesa and cried every day til she moved away. Hemet looked good after that place. It's all Mormon and nothing is there but houses and churches and blinding heat. How does Mitt fit into all this?? Watch out Mittens!!
why the hating on tmz? who else has the journalistic balls to dedicate an entire category to teen moms and bristol&#039;s double chins? <a href="http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/26/bristol-palin-arizo...">http://www.tmz.com/2010/12/...
ASU has one of the largest church going student populations in the country, outside BYU it is the #1 choice to send Mormon kids. There are spies everywhere to make sure that the Mormon kids do not stray.
I think she is a sexual predator as well.
Want to know where all of your Medicare and social security dollars are going, Sun City. Imagine if 100k old people were made to live in a giant development with circular roads, so they could not escape, for our amusement?
Not a fan of Bristol, but a little harsh on the Wildcat.
If she doesn&#039;t quit, we should demand a maternity test to see who her <i>real</i> mother is.
Bristol is America&#039;s Favorite Plucky Orphan -- after her parents were killed in a tragic ego explosion.
Doesn&#039;t the Constitution have some plain language to keep the Palins from giving their kids such stupid names -- cruel and unusual, maybe. Instead of Trip, Trap, Trik and Trix, let&#039;s just call them all &quot;That One&quot;.