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<i>"The fruit of the womb is a reward."</i>

Whence thou dances amongst the stars, thou shalt be rewarded $10K per week. But those who have not grift in their soul beware. Thy reward shall be not of this earth. --Psalm 235:9

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That did it for me, how about you Moses?

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Actually, I think Cole Porter would have been quite happy with gay marriage. He'd have been able to marry a rich MAN instead of a yucky woman.

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...well atleast Conser-a-tards are consistent with their total hatred for all things planned. This includes war planning, fiscal planning and most definitely <strong>FAMILY PLANNING</strong>!!!

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Muslims: A travesty, and another sign that Islam is from the devil.

Christians and/or Pseudo-Christians: Religious Freedom, God, Baby Jesus, Stop persecuting us.

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...good girls dont spit!

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...now that there is gay marriage, anything goes.

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This from a girl who still thinks she got pregnant from a wine cooler.

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Has Willow been knocked up yet? As a (probably) gum-chewing, bleached blonde cosmetologist I'd think she's ready for a string of unmarried births of Palinettes.

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So, by using that quote, are we back to pretending unplanned pregnancies and/or teenage pregnancies aren't a huge (but preventable) social problem that can be linked to crime rates, poverty, and social dysfunction? And that even if you think abortion is wrong, you can at least admit that much? No?

Yeah, man, I get it...random Bible quotes trump sociology and economics. As usual.

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Because it beats the hell out of saying "Raising the debt ceiling is NOT authorizing new spending"/"Syria is TOO Iraq"/"Are you people STILL going on about Kenya?" over and over again.

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