We have had some fun the past month or so with the Great Palin Mixed-Martial-Arts Demolition Derby Fisticuffs And Book Club High Tea. Well, says Bristol Palin, bruiser, that is simply unfair! You know Bristol is very very serious in her masterpiece, "The Truth about the 'Palin Brawl' – The Media Reveals Its Bias Against Conservative Women Once Again," because she "wrote" more than two sentences and a link. Why, she "wrote" many many words! So many words! Let us read some, together.
&quot;Plus &ndash; I&rsquo;m _<u>(adjective)</u>__. I wouldn&#039;t even begin to know how to __<u>(verb)</u>__.&quot;
OK - let&#039;s talk about sex crimes and violence against women for a minute. When she was Mayor of Wasilla and Governor of Alaska, what did Caribou Barbie do about these items?
A newly issued Alaska State Legislature report held some grim findings about women living in the Last Frontier: They earn less than men, were imprisoned at a higher rate during the past 10 years, and have a suicide rate that&rsquo;s twice the national average, among other problems, including homelessness and a lack of health care. <a href="http://shine.yahoo.com/heal..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/is-alaska-t...">http://shine.yahoo.com/heal...
&bull;ï Almost 75% of Alaskans have experienced or know someone who has experienced domestic violence or sexual assault.
&bull;ï There were over 6,000 reported cases of domestic violence in Alaska in 2005.
&bull;ï 524 forcible rapes were reported in Alaska in 2005, representing almost 13% of all violent crimes.
&bull;ï The Alaska rape rate is 2.5 times the national average.
&bull;ï Child sexual assault in Alaska is almost six times the national average.
&bull;ï Alaska has the highest rate per capita of men murdering women.
&bull;ï Almost 30% of Alaskans were not able to access victim services or encourage others to do so because there were no services available in their area at the time.
She has a <a href="http:\/\/amydenby.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/11\/thismovieisthereasonidevelopedadrinkingproblem_c0223eccff0df71ed40001e5695de597.jpeg" target="_blank">drinking problem</a>, after all.
<i>So pause for a moment and consider the hysteria over our stupid &ldquo;incident&rdquo;, compared to our actual Vice President&rsquo;s son <b>not even being able to hold on to a position</b> in the Navy Reserve.</i>
Because being in the Navy is something someone can so easily &quot;hold on to&quot; that anyone can do it.
&quot;Plus &ndash; I&rsquo;m left handed. I wouldn&rsquo;t even begin to know how to begin &ldquo;swinging&rdquo; at someone.&quot;
You begin &quot;swinging&quot; at someone with your left, if you&#039;re left handed, Bristol. Baby steps.
&quot;But you can&#039;t hold a whole family responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn&#039;t we blame the whole family system? And if the whole family system is guilty, then isn&#039;t this an indictment of our organizational institutions in general? I put it to you, Wonket - isn&#039;t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we&#039;re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!&quot;
That&#039;s quittin&#039;
&quot;Plus &ndash; I&rsquo;m _<u>(adjective)</u>__. I wouldn&#039;t even begin to know how to __<u>(verb)</u>__.&quot;
OK - let&#039;s talk about sex crimes and violence against women for a minute. When she was Mayor of Wasilla and Governor of Alaska, what did Caribou Barbie do about these items?
WASILLA - The Matanuska-Susitna area is the methamphetamine capital of Alaska, according to Alaska State Troopers. <a href="http://juneauempire.com/sto..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://juneauempire.com/stories/030805/sta_200503...">http://juneauempire.com/sto...
A newly issued Alaska State Legislature report held some grim findings about women living in the Last Frontier: They earn less than men, were imprisoned at a higher rate during the past 10 years, and have a suicide rate that&rsquo;s twice the national average, among other problems, including homelessness and a lack of health care. <a href="http://shine.yahoo.com/heal..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://shine.yahoo.com/healthy-living/is-alaska-t...">http://shine.yahoo.com/heal...
&bull;ï Almost 75% of Alaskans have experienced or know someone who has experienced domestic violence or sexual assault.
&bull;ï There were over 6,000 reported cases of domestic violence in Alaska in 2005.
&bull;ï 524 forcible rapes were reported in Alaska in 2005, representing almost 13% of all violent crimes.
&bull;ï The Alaska rape rate is 2.5 times the national average.
&bull;ï Child sexual assault in Alaska is almost six times the national average.
&bull;ï Alaska has the highest rate per capita of men murdering women.
&bull;ï Almost 30% of Alaskans were not able to access victim services or encourage others to do so because there were no services available in their area at the time.
&bull;ï Almost 90% of Alaskans would vote to increase funding for victim service programs, and over 90% would support increased penalties for domestic violence and sexual assault perpetrators. <a href="http://www.ncadv.org/files/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.ncadv.org/files/Alaska.pdf">http://www.ncadv.org/files/...
She has a <a href="http:\/\/amydenby.files.wordpress.com\/2012\/11\/thismovieisthereasonidevelopedadrinkingproblem_c0223eccff0df71ed40001e5695de597.jpeg" target="_blank">drinking problem</a>, after all.
Who? Never heard of Redact Palin. PROBABLY BECAUSE OF ALL THE MEDIA BIAS AGAINST CONSERVATIVES
It&#039;ll be like Wrasslin&#039; Rita vs. The Human Blackhead
Looks like Truth and Honesty gave a divorce to Bristol.
Bush daughters, however...
Chunder?
<i>So pause for a moment and consider the hysteria over our stupid &ldquo;incident&rdquo;, compared to our actual Vice President&rsquo;s son <b>not even being able to hold on to a position</b> in the Navy Reserve.</i>
Because being in the Navy is something someone can so easily &quot;hold on to&quot; that anyone can do it.
Way to respect the troops, you bitch.
Liquified irony?
&quot;Plus &ndash; I&rsquo;m left handed. I wouldn&rsquo;t even begin to know how to begin &ldquo;swinging&rdquo; at someone.&quot;
You begin &quot;swinging&quot; at someone with your left, if you&#039;re left handed, Bristol. Baby steps.
&quot;Palimo or Palin?&quot;
&quot;let me tell you what actually happened.&quot;
COOL STORY BRI
If the nails are intact, the media must retract!
&quot;But you can&#039;t hold a whole family responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn&#039;t we blame the whole family system? And if the whole family system is guilty, then isn&#039;t this an indictment of our organizational institutions in general? I put it to you, Wonket - isn&#039;t this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we&#039;re not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!&quot;
--Otter Palin