Noted "furry" enthusiast Bristol Palin has signed on to Dancing With The Stars again, because her five million other reality shows keep getting canceled.
Joke&#039;s on YOU pagans! Turns out God Hisself was involved in this: <i> Many of you saw Episode 12 of Life&rsquo;s a Tripp when Gino and I had our big blowout. Well, it was very painful for everyone involved. After that fight, Tripp and Willow both dozed off, so it gave me &ndash; finally &ndash; some quiet time to think. I prayed about my life. I asked for some sort of direction as to what to do, which direction to go&hellip; After Lifetime wrapped up filming for the day, they took the microphones off Willow and me. It wasn&rsquo;t ten minutes later that my cell phone rang. It was the casting director of Dancing with the Stars. I was ecstatic. It was like God placed this opportunity right at my feet. What I&rsquo;m learning: God&rsquo;s plan is much greater than our own. But this is what I do know. I&rsquo;m trying to live every day a little more confidently, because I know that God is in control of our lives, our futures, and even our foxtrots.</i>
See? She got a job dancin&#039; on the teevee. Because a <strike>rich person</strike> job creator had extra money from his Bush tax cut. That&#039;s how it works, right?
I wouldn&#039;t have thought that her job as receptionist for the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/462981\/bristol-palin-promises-you-free-stuff-if-you-will-hang-out-with-her" target="_blank">dermatology doctor</a> in Wasilla would afford her the time to be one of teevee&#039;s dancing stars.
Joke&#039;s on YOU pagans! Turns out God Hisself was involved in this: <i> Many of you saw Episode 12 of Life&rsquo;s a Tripp when Gino and I had our big blowout. Well, it was very painful for everyone involved. After that fight, Tripp and Willow both dozed off, so it gave me &ndash; finally &ndash; some quiet time to think. I prayed about my life. I asked for some sort of direction as to what to do, which direction to go&hellip; After Lifetime wrapped up filming for the day, they took the microphones off Willow and me. It wasn&rsquo;t ten minutes later that my cell phone rang. It was the casting director of Dancing with the Stars. I was ecstatic. It was like God placed this opportunity right at my feet. What I&rsquo;m learning: God&rsquo;s plan is much greater than our own. But this is what I do know. I&rsquo;m trying to live every day a little more confidently, because I know that God is in control of our lives, our futures, and even our foxtrots.</i>
See? She got a job dancin&#039; on the teevee. Because a <strike>rich person</strike> job creator had extra money from his Bush tax cut. That&#039;s how it works, right?
I thought it was &quot;You ain&#039;t woofin&#039;&quot; As in &#039;bark, bark&#039;.
The doctor probably suggested it.
Joke&#039;s on YOU pagans! Turns out God Hisself was involved in this: <i> Many of you saw Episode 12 of Life&rsquo;s a Tripp when Gino and I had our big blowout. Well, it was very painful for everyone involved. After that fight, Tripp and Willow both dozed off, so it gave me &ndash; finally &ndash; some quiet time to think. I prayed about my life. I asked for some sort of direction as to what to do, which direction to go&hellip; After Lifetime wrapped up filming for the day, they took the microphones off Willow and me. It wasn&rsquo;t ten minutes later that my cell phone rang. It was the casting director of Dancing with the Stars. I was ecstatic. It was like God placed this opportunity right at my feet. What I&rsquo;m learning: God&rsquo;s plan is much greater than our own. But this is what I do know. I&rsquo;m trying to live every day a little more confidently, because I know that God is in control of our lives, our futures, and even our foxtrots.</i>
God. Why did I click on that clip? I will now need MUCH tequila to wipe the memory of Tom DeLay&#039;s ass from my mind.
Not to mention the documentary &quot;Who&#039;s Nailin&#039; Paylin?&quot;
When Bristol&#039;s dancing, ABC should rename the show &quot;Dressage With The Stars.&quot;
See? She got a job dancin&#039; on the teevee. Because a <strike>rich person</strike> job creator had extra money from his Bush tax cut. That&#039;s how it works, right?
I wouldn&#039;t have thought that her job as receptionist for the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/462981\/bristol-palin-promises-you-free-stuff-if-you-will-hang-out-with-her" target="_blank">dermatology doctor</a> in Wasilla would afford her the time to be one of teevee&#039;s dancing stars.
Great. Another episode of Thunder Thighs dancing like a forklift. Do we get to boo her mother like last year, because that would be fun.
I thought it was &quot;You ain&#039;t woofin&#039;&quot; As in &#039;bark, bark&#039;.
The doctor probably suggested it.
Joke&#039;s on YOU pagans! Turns out God Hisself was involved in this: <i> Many of you saw Episode 12 of Life&rsquo;s a Tripp when Gino and I had our big blowout. Well, it was very painful for everyone involved. After that fight, Tripp and Willow both dozed off, so it gave me &ndash; finally &ndash; some quiet time to think. I prayed about my life. I asked for some sort of direction as to what to do, which direction to go&hellip; After Lifetime wrapped up filming for the day, they took the microphones off Willow and me. It wasn&rsquo;t ten minutes later that my cell phone rang. It was the casting director of Dancing with the Stars. I was ecstatic. It was like God placed this opportunity right at my feet. What I&rsquo;m learning: God&rsquo;s plan is much greater than our own. But this is what I do know. I&rsquo;m trying to live every day a little more confidently, because I know that God is in control of our lives, our futures, and even our foxtrots.</i>
God. Why did I click on that clip? I will now need MUCH tequila to wipe the memory of Tom DeLay&#039;s ass from my mind.
When Bristol&#039;s dancing, ABC should rename the show &quot;Dressage With The Stars.&quot;
Not to mention the documentary &quot;Who&#039;s Nailin&#039; Paylin?&quot;
See? She got a job dancin&#039; on the teevee. Because a <strike>rich person</strike> job creator had extra money from his Bush tax cut. That&#039;s how it works, right?