Noted "furry" enthusiast Bristol Palin has signed on to Dancing With The Stars again, because her five million other reality shows keep getting canceled. Sadly, no Tucker Carlson or Nancy Grace or Tom Delay this year, but let's remember the good times of the Lord of the Dance!
Joke&#039;s on YOU pagans! Turns out God Hisself was involved in this: <i> Many of you saw Episode 12 of Life&rsquo;s a Tripp when Gino and I had our big blowout. Well, it was very painful for everyone involved. After that fight, Tripp and Willow both dozed off, so it gave me &ndash; finally &ndash; some quiet time to think. I prayed about my life. I asked for some sort of direction as to what to do, which direction to go&hellip; After Lifetime wrapped up filming for the day, they took the microphones off Willow and me. It wasn&rsquo;t ten minutes later that my cell phone rang. It was the casting director of Dancing with the Stars. I was ecstatic. It was like God placed this opportunity right at my feet. What I&rsquo;m learning: God&rsquo;s plan is much greater than our own. But this is what I do know. I&rsquo;m trying to live every day a little more confidently, because I know that God is in control of our lives, our futures, and even our foxtrots.</i>
See? She got a job dancin&#039; on the teevee. Because a <strike>rich person</strike> job creator had extra money from his Bush tax cut. That&#039;s how it works, right?
I wouldn&#039;t have thought that her job as receptionist for the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/462981\/bristol-palin-promises-you-free-stuff-if-you-will-hang-out-with-her" target="_blank">dermatology doctor</a> in Wasilla would afford her the time to be one of teevee&#039;s dancing stars.
Joke&#039;s on YOU pagans! Turns out God Hisself was involved in this: <i> Many of you saw Episode 12 of Life&rsquo;s a Tripp when Gino and I had our big blowout. Well, it was very painful for everyone involved. After that fight, Tripp and Willow both dozed off, so it gave me &ndash; finally &ndash; some quiet time to think. I prayed about my life. I asked for some sort of direction as to what to do, which direction to go&hellip; After Lifetime wrapped up filming for the day, they took the microphones off Willow and me. It wasn&rsquo;t ten minutes later that my cell phone rang. It was the casting director of Dancing with the Stars. I was ecstatic. It was like God placed this opportunity right at my feet. What I&rsquo;m learning: God&rsquo;s plan is much greater than our own. But this is what I do know. I&rsquo;m trying to live every day a little more confidently, because I know that God is in control of our lives, our futures, and even our foxtrots.</i>
See? She got a job dancin&#039; on the teevee. Because a <strike>rich person</strike> job creator had extra money from his Bush tax cut. That&#039;s how it works, right?
I thought it was &quot;You ain&#039;t woofin&#039;&quot; As in &#039;bark, bark&#039;.
The doctor probably suggested it.
Joke&#039;s on YOU pagans! Turns out God Hisself was involved in this: <i> Many of you saw Episode 12 of Life&rsquo;s a Tripp when Gino and I had our big blowout. Well, it was very painful for everyone involved. After that fight, Tripp and Willow both dozed off, so it gave me &ndash; finally &ndash; some quiet time to think. I prayed about my life. I asked for some sort of direction as to what to do, which direction to go&hellip; After Lifetime wrapped up filming for the day, they took the microphones off Willow and me. It wasn&rsquo;t ten minutes later that my cell phone rang. It was the casting director of Dancing with the Stars. I was ecstatic. It was like God placed this opportunity right at my feet. What I&rsquo;m learning: God&rsquo;s plan is much greater than our own. But this is what I do know. I&rsquo;m trying to live every day a little more confidently, because I know that God is in control of our lives, our futures, and even our foxtrots.</i>
God. Why did I click on that clip? I will now need MUCH tequila to wipe the memory of Tom DeLay&#039;s ass from my mind.
Not to mention the documentary &quot;Who&#039;s Nailin&#039; Paylin?&quot;
When Bristol&#039;s dancing, ABC should rename the show &quot;Dressage With The Stars.&quot;
See? She got a job dancin&#039; on the teevee. Because a <strike>rich person</strike> job creator had extra money from his Bush tax cut. That&#039;s how it works, right?
I wouldn&#039;t have thought that her job as receptionist for the <a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/462981\/bristol-palin-promises-you-free-stuff-if-you-will-hang-out-with-her" target="_blank">dermatology doctor</a> in Wasilla would afford her the time to be one of teevee&#039;s dancing stars.
Great. Another episode of Thunder Thighs dancing like a forklift. Do we get to boo her mother like last year, because that would be fun.
I thought it was &quot;You ain&#039;t woofin&#039;&quot; As in &#039;bark, bark&#039;.
The doctor probably suggested it.
Joke&#039;s on YOU pagans! Turns out God Hisself was involved in this: <i> Many of you saw Episode 12 of Life&rsquo;s a Tripp when Gino and I had our big blowout. Well, it was very painful for everyone involved. After that fight, Tripp and Willow both dozed off, so it gave me &ndash; finally &ndash; some quiet time to think. I prayed about my life. I asked for some sort of direction as to what to do, which direction to go&hellip; After Lifetime wrapped up filming for the day, they took the microphones off Willow and me. It wasn&rsquo;t ten minutes later that my cell phone rang. It was the casting director of Dancing with the Stars. I was ecstatic. It was like God placed this opportunity right at my feet. What I&rsquo;m learning: God&rsquo;s plan is much greater than our own. But this is what I do know. I&rsquo;m trying to live every day a little more confidently, because I know that God is in control of our lives, our futures, and even our foxtrots.</i>
God. Why did I click on that clip? I will now need MUCH tequila to wipe the memory of Tom DeLay&#039;s ass from my mind.
When Bristol&#039;s dancing, ABC should rename the show &quot;Dressage With The Stars.&quot;
Not to mention the documentary &quot;Who&#039;s Nailin&#039; Paylin?&quot;
See? She got a job dancin&#039; on the teevee. Because a <strike>rich person</strike> job creator had extra money from his Bush tax cut. That&#039;s how it works, right?