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"Saguaro Watch" those would be way down in Tucson. Phoenix is in a big hole at the entrance to hell. Tucson has enough rain to grow cactus.Tucson is kind of nice.

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My God! I did forget Kemp. I blame all this on Scientologists. They have control of the TEEVEE.

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I was a bit skeptical of the whole 'Bristol planning to enroll at a "university"' story from the get-go. If she were truly thinking of going to college, it seems to me she'd live on campus, in a coed dorm, where the boners are plentiful and relatively easy to procure.

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She's joining the Order of the Phoenix and fighting Voldemort.

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there are just not enough circles of hell for john mccain.

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And her mother is Muad'Dib.

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She IS the Queen of Teenage Abstinence so there's no better place for her than Maricopa!

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