Even though she bought some foreclosed stucco dump about an hour from Arizona State University's "Cronkite School of TeeVee Journamalism," Bristol Palin is not enrolled at this school, and the people in charge of this television academy in Arizona have told the local media that Bristol has nothing to do with the Cronkite TeeVee School.
"Saguaro Watch" those would be way down in Tucson. Phoenix is in a big hole at the entrance to hell. Tucson has enough rain to grow cactus.Tucson is kind of nice.
I was a bit skeptical of the whole 'Bristol planning to enroll at a "university"' story from the get-go. If she were truly thinking of going to college, it seems to me she'd live on campus, in a coed dorm, where the boners are plentiful and relatively easy to procure.
"Saguaro Watch" those would be way down in Tucson. Phoenix is in a big hole at the entrance to hell. Tucson has enough rain to grow cactus.Tucson is kind of nice.
My God! I did forget Kemp. I blame all this on Scientologists. They have control of the TEEVEE.
I was a bit skeptical of the whole 'Bristol planning to enroll at a "university"' story from the get-go. If she were truly thinking of going to college, it seems to me she'd live on campus, in a coed dorm, where the boners are plentiful and relatively easy to procure.
She's joining the Order of the Phoenix and fighting Voldemort.
there are just not enough circles of hell for john mccain.
And her mother is Muad'Dib.
She IS the Queen of Teenage Abstinence so there's no better place for her than Maricopa!