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fuflans's avatar

i still want to know what she's going to do with that hat in AZ.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

I am just guessing that 90% of her salary went straight to Plan B.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Here we all thought this Bristol thing was a scam:

Teen pregnancy rate at record low: CDC

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The teen pregnancy rate in 2009, the latest year for which data are available, hit its lowest since tracking began 70 years ago, the Center for Disease Control said on Tuesday. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110405/hl_nm/us_teen...">http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

You made that up. >:-(

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

It's money that matters... <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-e4rz-SkVk">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Our downfister has been busy. The shift at wendy's must have ended....but you know what? This particular song pretty much sums up all that is fucked up with the system:

In any fair system, they would flourish and fly

Even the most Rascal bound McDonald's closer could recognize this.

Yet they all line up to suck Koch. That's the thing that puzzles me.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

I keep asking a similar question and no one will answer me!

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chascates's avatar

Team Bristol fights back on Eonline: <i>"The money she received was from multiple projects she did with them," the insider explains. "She shot PSAs, print and Internet ads and did town hall meetings, as well, and the money she made was an accumulation of all of that. This is not out of the ordinary for a celebrity to make an income off of a charity they represent. Furthermore, our Bristol source says, "this is clearly something that was leaked by the same anti-Palin organization that says Trigg isn't Sarah Palin's son." But while Bristol can't possibly be too pleased about her financial info floating around for all the world to see, we hear that she's currently holed up in Alaska "really cranking" on her first book, which is due out in June from HarperCollins (which, incidentally, put out Mama Grizzly's Going Rogue, as well). "The first draft is done and it's gone on to the publishers, who are now in the editing stage," our source says.</i>

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

For the love of god...can someone please tell me what the hell it is she's holding? It's driving me nuts.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Is this an American success story or what? Poor girl from the stix makes it big helping others.

A classic case of falling up...

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Spurning Beer's avatar

It's not a choice, it's a career.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

I understand that Candie's Foundation is also launching a Koch-funded campaign to get the American College of Obstetricians to change their terminology from "labor" to "baby-expelling."

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Blow jobs and ears too! (thanks Meg!)

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

For a minute there I thought this was another Chuck Grassley post.

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