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Phyllis Diller, at least, could laugh about it: "One more facelift and I'll have a goatee."

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It got mis-aligned moments after her dad found out she was preggers.

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Now she just needs a pair of glasses so she'll appear intelligent.

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Other kinds may have been pretty constant, too, such as Chalupa-gobbling.

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(As someone pointed out earlier) perhaps the chin was "engineeringly necessary."

They needed a larger area upon which to distribute the forward force from the testicles, which would otherwise dislodge or misalign the teeth.

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Does this mean that Jay Leno also sucks cock? ...or just sucks?

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GRIFTINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE!

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Good thing she got this done. I understand the Repubicans are going to outlaw all "medically necessary" treatments. Only "medically unnecessary" procedures will be allowed -- like ultrasounds, listening to doctors read stuff from right-to-life groups, waiting in hotel rooms.

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i was just reading about maine coon cats (we think we might have one): rectangular core, huge rear and exaggerated tail for warmth and walking over snow.

no idea if bristol has tufts in her toes and ears, but otherwise this sounds about right.

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trumps have way better taste than palins.

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on the plus side, i guess this means hollywood is now part of the "pro-America areas of this great nation".

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Oh we don't care. We're just a bunch of Peeping Toms, looking through the window of Bristol's soul.

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Well done

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and a dull hatchet at that

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Her ass is still double-wide.

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Medically necessary = couldn't lay off the Moon Pies and chicken fried everything.

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