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Phyllis Diller, at least, could laugh about it: "One more facelift and I'll have a goatee."

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It got mis-aligned moments after her dad found out she was preggers.

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chascates's avatar

Now she just needs a pair of glasses so she'll appear intelligent.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Other kinds may have been pretty constant, too, such as Chalupa-gobbling.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

(As someone pointed out earlier) perhaps the chin was "engineeringly necessary."

They needed a larger area upon which to distribute the forward force from the testicles, which would otherwise dislodge or misalign the teeth.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Does this mean that Jay Leno also sucks cock? ...or just sucks?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

GRIFTINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE!

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Good thing she got this done. I understand the Repubicans are going to outlaw all "medically necessary" treatments. Only "medically unnecessary" procedures will be allowed -- like ultrasounds, listening to doctors read stuff from right-to-life groups, waiting in hotel rooms.

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fuflans's avatar

i was just reading about maine coon cats (we think we might have one): rectangular core, huge rear and exaggerated tail for warmth and walking over snow.

no idea if bristol has tufts in her toes and ears, but otherwise this sounds about right.

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fuflans's avatar

trumps have way better taste than palins.

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fuflans's avatar

on the plus side, i guess this means hollywood is now part of the "pro-America areas of this great nation".

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Oh we don't care. We're just a bunch of Peeping Toms, looking through the window of Bristol's soul.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Well done

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

and a dull hatchet at that

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Her ass is still double-wide.

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schmannity's avatar

Medically necessary = couldn't lay off the Moon Pies and chicken fried everything.

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