If someone tries to tell your editor this is how backyards are supposed to look in the desert, then think about it for a second: Why are you living in a desert ? Those aren't for people. This is a prison yard. With enough space for her to round up some illegals with a citizen's arrest and teach them what she remembers of how to jungle-ape dance. And for that baby to be whipped until it digs up a source of oil. [
I'm just shocked that it's not a lot of green grass and oak trees kept alive in the desert by 24/7 sprinklers fed directly from the Colorado.
Wait til Bris installs a backyard jacuzzi. It'll be like her very own Bathsheba bath, all set up and waiting for some King David to come over and fornicate with her.
This is what happens when you kick out all the Mexican gardeners.
Coach Mike Singletary built a Hill for the 49'er's training camp.
After going 5 - 10 he was fired.
In all fairness, she thought she was moving to a place with a dessert yard.
I'm just shocked that it's not a lot of green grass and oak trees kept alive in the desert by 24/7 sprinklers fed directly from the Colorado.
The gravel yard is because growing grass uses tons of fresh water. The cement walls keep snakes and other animals out.
Oops! I meant the gravel is to remind her to vote for Mike Gravel. If he moves to AZ. The drab, enclosing walls are to remind her of Mom.
Christ...I've seen walmart parking lots that were more inviting.
Little Tripper will quickly learn not to fall down in the gravel pit.
God I hate neighbors who won't trim their hedges.
Wait til Bris installs a backyard jacuzzi. It'll be like her very own Bathsheba bath, all set up and waiting for some King David to come over and fornicate with her.
And don't forget the obligatory El Camino up on blocks.
Looks like a good exercise yard for her next boyfriend.
Is that a Christine O’Donnell excessive hair joke?
Her milkshake will bring all the boys to the yard.