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Rick Pauline's avatar

Duck face, you say?

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Jenny, a lowly Piñata Farmer🪅's avatar

The internet is so cray! The rumors about Brisket and her birth canal are out of control. Evidently there's a missing dancing with the stars baby named Tristan?? So many spontaneous miracles!

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Liadan's avatar

What the hell is wrong with the baby's daddy seeking custody and child support? If she's commuting that much, and we've seen what a terrible job she's doing with the first kid, why shouldn't the baby daddy have custody and child support? Don't be sexist.

The child would have a better chance with him than the Palins.

Hero before ho.

That is *if* he really is the daddy. He's demanding a DNA test. Wise move.

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Liadan's avatar

Funny you should mention Vegas. Before her pregnancy, she spent a wild weekend in Vegas. She was photographed in the company of a male porn star. Many are taking book on *him* being the baby daddy and the hero being a dupe cover story to hide Bristol's whoring ways and one night stands. In alaska, they don't call her Barstool Bristol for nothing.

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Liadan's avatar

Her "cub' being code for money?

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therblig's avatar

If "Dakota" is the father, shouldn't Bristol change her name to "Idaho"?

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Paul Vee's avatar

I STILL want the truth to come out, that Trig was actually Brisket's FIRST bastard baby, which Sarah Palin covered up and pretended was hers! For, you know, her fertile political career as "The Most F#ckable Yet Brainded GOP MILF"...

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Marr's avatar

Well if the other theories about how Bristol got knocked up on a one night stand a couple months before (and having the kid in early November instead of when announced) are true, it could be he has decided to push this to get his reputation severred from family of crazy by forcing them to choose paternity test or pay up.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Republicans never go for the easy solution.

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therblig's avatar

she so wanted to be VPILF

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

He who lives by the grift gets fucked by the grift.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ooh! Is that the One Ring on Hussein's hand?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Manchurian Candidate is quite good. There's a paragraph in it that takes my breath away (I won't spoil it for you). Mile High by the same author is also well worth reading.

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Zyxomma's avatar

... with votes. With votes. As they say in the Shire.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

All the nerd points, my friend.

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CripesAmighty's avatar

,'At's funny, raht thar, don keer whoo y'are.

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