Holy mother of god [contextly_sidebar id="gCUBL9cYbKLonpt3hUc8s6WGGTeIYpEH"]We are shocked -- shocked! -- to learn that Bristol Palin's second immaculate inseminator was not God after all. Alas, it was just that dude Dakota Meyer she was abstinently
The internet is so cray! The rumors about Brisket and her birth canal are out of control. Evidently there's a missing dancing with the stars baby named Tristan?? So many spontaneous miracles!
What the hell is wrong with the baby's daddy seeking custody and child support? If she's commuting that much, and we've seen what a terrible job she's doing with the first kid, why shouldn't the baby daddy have custody and child support? Don't be sexist.
The child would have a better chance with him than the Palins.
Hero before ho.
That is *if* he really is the daddy. He's demanding a DNA test. Wise move.
Funny you should mention Vegas. Before her pregnancy, she spent a wild weekend in Vegas. She was photographed in the company of a male porn star. Many are taking book on *him* being the baby daddy and the hero being a dupe cover story to hide Bristol's whoring ways and one night stands. In alaska, they don't call her Barstool Bristol for nothing.
I STILL want the truth to come out, that Trig was actually Brisket's FIRST bastard baby, which Sarah Palin covered up and pretended was hers! For, you know, her fertile political career as "The Most F#ckable Yet Brainded GOP MILF"...
Well if the other theories about how Bristol got knocked up on a one night stand a couple months before (and having the kid in early November instead of when announced) are true, it could be he has decided to push this to get his reputation severred from family of crazy by forcing them to choose paternity test or pay up.
Manchurian Candidate is quite good. There's a paragraph in it that takes my breath away (I won't spoil it for you). Mile High by the same author is also well worth reading.
Duck face, you say?
The internet is so cray! The rumors about Brisket and her birth canal are out of control. Evidently there's a missing dancing with the stars baby named Tristan?? So many spontaneous miracles!
What the hell is wrong with the baby's daddy seeking custody and child support? If she's commuting that much, and we've seen what a terrible job she's doing with the first kid, why shouldn't the baby daddy have custody and child support? Don't be sexist.
The child would have a better chance with him than the Palins.
Hero before ho.
That is *if* he really is the daddy. He's demanding a DNA test. Wise move.
Funny you should mention Vegas. Before her pregnancy, she spent a wild weekend in Vegas. She was photographed in the company of a male porn star. Many are taking book on *him* being the baby daddy and the hero being a dupe cover story to hide Bristol's whoring ways and one night stands. In alaska, they don't call her Barstool Bristol for nothing.
Her "cub' being code for money?
If "Dakota" is the father, shouldn't Bristol change her name to "Idaho"?
I STILL want the truth to come out, that Trig was actually Brisket's FIRST bastard baby, which Sarah Palin covered up and pretended was hers! For, you know, her fertile political career as "The Most F#ckable Yet Brainded GOP MILF"...
Well if the other theories about how Bristol got knocked up on a one night stand a couple months before (and having the kid in early November instead of when announced) are true, it could be he has decided to push this to get his reputation severred from family of crazy by forcing them to choose paternity test or pay up.
Republicans never go for the easy solution.
she so wanted to be VPILF
He who lives by the grift gets fucked by the grift.
Ooh! Is that the One Ring on Hussein's hand?
Manchurian Candidate is quite good. There's a paragraph in it that takes my breath away (I won't spoil it for you). Mile High by the same author is also well worth reading.
... with votes. With votes. As they say in the Shire.
All the nerd points, my friend.
,'At's funny, raht thar, don keer whoo y'are.