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Lefty Mark's avatar

With a dash of gall?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

They certainly taste better, and that's a fact. In our house it's HN or GTFO.

(Although Nathan's and Sabrett's are also acceptable. But most of the time when we have tube steaks they are HN.)

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

For a fun time, follow the trail all the way to the Xtard-targeted scam.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

It looks more gruesome than it really is . . . the knife is razor-sharp, and anybody who's sliced a finger with a very sharp blade knows that the pain takes a while to register. A skillful slaughterman or shochet will have the animal unconscious almost immediately.

Still plenty of room for argument, given that the skill is obtained through practice.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Kosher is also halal, to most Muslims, but halal isn't kosher. (The latter requires <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2014\/04\/27\/opinion\/sunday\/the-bodies-that-guard-our-secrets.html\?_r=0" target="_blank">an extra dose of weirdness</a>.)

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bobbert's avatar

In Finland, reindeer. In Sweden, tuna.

Oh, wait, "belongs". Nevermind.

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bobbert's avatar

Well, they'll be beef, for a start.

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bobbert's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/vimeo.com\/26203800" target="_blank">Scouser</a>, eh?

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chascates's avatar

Try kosher instead.

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chascates's avatar

From "The Killing of Sister George"?

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chascates's avatar

The biblical money code that once you eat it you'll never have to diet again?

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PubOption's avatar

Katie Hopkins. I thought she could be contained on the other side of the Atlantic, but it seems that her name has now reached these shores. For those that don't know her, she is an insolent hag, about 3 parts Howard Stern to 1 part Michelle Malkin.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Having a posh accent does not disguise the fact that one may still be a git.

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chascates's avatar

How is an Islamic prayer said before slaughtering the animal different from the incantations said by witches as they're bagging up Halloween candy? You're cursed either way.

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PubOption's avatar

Thatcher hated the workers, but didn't have all the snobbish airs and graces that Hopkins does.

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