What is with all these worthless British dilettantes befouling our fair American shores? Did we not drive the lobsterbacks twice unto the angry sea with our muskets of virtue a-cracking? Niall Ferguson and Piers Morgan are six too many, but the worst of all may be Stuart Varney, who is on the Fox Business Channel all the time being a bloated bourgeois dick toward poor people. He isn’t even pretending otherwise! No, he just
Well, since the damn Yankees invaded Canada with the intention of annexing it, and failed in that attempt, I'd call it a fucking loss! Queenston Heights and Lundy's Lane, dammit!
<blockquote>Frankly, sir, a parcel of rodent genitalia, divorc&rsquo;d from their corporeal hosts and seasoned just so, would look well upon and within your stupid fucking face. </blockquote>
Also: It must be nice over there in Europe, what with not having poor people, no racism, no economic troubles from asshole austerity advocates, no unemployment and all that social peace and tranquility.
I have come to believe that Fox&#039;s business model is based on that of &quot;professional&quot; wrestling. A lot of drama and show, and behind the scenes everyone knows it&#039;s bullshit.
So did I, and I&#039;ve been teaching high school for 25 years. There&#039;s irony for you. (I still don&#039;t have spirit!)
John Oliver sorta balances things out a bit.
Well, since the damn Yankees invaded Canada with the intention of annexing it, and failed in that attempt, I&#039;d call it a fucking loss! Queenston Heights and Lundy&#039;s Lane, dammit!
Damn Yankees only made it about a year and a half until Ted shit his pants once again
These all sound like euphemisms for acts that you have to perform in order to get a job at FOX Business Channel.
Pick a peck of Guinea Pig peckers
There&#039;s a Yorkshire Pudding channel?? Whose blancmange do you have to slurp to get a job there??
I believe he HAS a spotted dick, so are you telling him to go eat himself? Because I could really support that.
I don&#039;t want to go on the cart....
How about you?
Did you know that in Britain, they serve their salted rat dicks in a folded newspaper?
Weird, huh?
You never know when they might pop up.
<blockquote>Frankly, sir, a parcel of rodent genitalia, divorc&rsquo;d from their corporeal hosts and seasoned just so, would look well upon and within your stupid fucking face. </blockquote>
I now love you. What a delightful turn of phrase.
Also: It must be nice over there in Europe, what with not having poor people, no racism, no economic troubles from asshole austerity advocates, no unemployment and all that social peace and tranquility.
He should also be warning the British.
I have come to believe that Fox&#039;s business model is based on that of &quot;professional&quot; wrestling. A lot of drama and show, and behind the scenes everyone knows it&#039;s bullshit.