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Vienna Woods's avatar

So did I, and I've been teaching high school for 25 years. There's irony for you. (I still don't have spirit!)

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Vienna Woods's avatar

John Oliver sorta balances things out a bit.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, since the damn Yankees invaded Canada with the intention of annexing it, and failed in that attempt, I'd call it a fucking loss! Queenston Heights and Lundy's Lane, dammit!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Damn Yankees only made it about a year and a half until Ted shit his pants once again

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

These all sound like euphemisms for acts that you have to perform in order to get a job at FOX Business Channel.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Pick a peck of Guinea Pig peckers

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

There's a Yorkshire Pudding channel?? Whose blancmange do you have to slurp to get a job there??

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jqheywood's avatar

I believe he HAS a spotted dick, so are you telling him to go eat himself? Because I could really support that.

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jqheywood's avatar

I don't want to go on the cart....

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jqheywood's avatar

How about you?

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Shypixel's avatar

Did you know that in Britain, they serve their salted rat dicks in a folded newspaper?

Weird, huh?

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PubOption's avatar

You never know when they might pop up.

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Shypixel's avatar

<blockquote>Frankly, sir, a parcel of rodent genitalia, divorc’d from their corporeal hosts and seasoned just so, would look well upon and within your stupid fucking face. </blockquote>

I now love you. What a delightful turn of phrase.

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Shypixel's avatar

Also: It must be nice over there in Europe, what with not having poor people, no racism, no economic troubles from asshole austerity advocates, no unemployment and all that social peace and tranquility.

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Shypixel's avatar

He should also be warning the British.

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PsycWench's avatar

I have come to believe that Fox's business model is based on that of "professional" wrestling. A lot of drama and show, and behind the scenes everyone knows it's bullshit.

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