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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So, tell me if I have this right . . . it's OK to DO it, but not to WATCH it?

Oh wait . . . that's pretty much what censorship is all about, innit?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>...Give me your abnormally-endowed Your surgically-enhanced slutty [m]asses Yearning to get freaky...</i>

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Leave it to a bunch of hyper-repressed Tories to bugger things up.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Well as long as we are discussing leviathans, did anyone in Parliament even consider how this law might affect the employment opportunities for <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=h02a2HSB58M" target="_blank"><i>sperm whales</i></a> (and/or bowls of petunias)?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Uh, Yes...?

Who are we kidding. Didn't need either.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I wonder who gets the task of viewing all that porn to make sure it complies?

I can think of a couple of Brit <strike>Wankers</strike> Wonkers who would be willing to rise to the occasion...

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

I'm strangely saddened by this. Without the sophisticated accent a Blumpkin or a Rusty Trombone just seem dirty.

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AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...this makes my Spotted Dick very sad

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Where will all the comely lads and lasses go if such things are forbidden?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I didn't see any references to sheep. Asking for a friend ...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

This is good news for <strike>John McCain</strike> Susan Boyle

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schmannity's avatar

The sun has set on the British Empire's face.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Stiff upper lip, Jeeves

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or Elton

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more...know what I mean?

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Mahousu's avatar

<i>fisting, if all knuckles are inserted ...</i>

Yes, you have to lift one pinky up in the air, just like when sipping a cup of tea.

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