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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So, tell me if I have this right . . . it's OK to DO it, but not to WATCH it?

Oh wait . . . that's pretty much what censorship is all about, innit?

Lefty Mark's avatar

<i>...Give me your abnormally-endowed Your surgically-enhanced slutty [m]asses Yearning to get freaky...</i>

Lefty Mark's avatar

Leave it to a bunch of hyper-repressed Tories to bugger things up.

Lefty Mark's avatar

Well as long as we are discussing leviathans, did anyone in Parliament even consider how this law might affect the employment opportunities for <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=h02a2HSB58M" target="_blank"><i>sperm whales</i></a> (and/or bowls of petunias)?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Uh, Yes...?

Who are we kidding. Didn't need either.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I wonder who gets the task of viewing all that porn to make sure it complies?

I can think of a couple of Brit <strike>Wankers</strike> Wonkers who would be willing to rise to the occasion...

Ilgattomorte's avatar

I'm strangely saddened by this. Without the sophisticated accent a Blumpkin or a Rusty Trombone just seem dirty.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...this makes my Spotted Dick very sad

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

Where will all the comely lads and lasses go if such things are forbidden?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

I didn't see any references to sheep. Asking for a friend ...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

This is good news for <strike>John McCain</strike> Susan Boyle

schmannity's avatar

The sun has set on the British Empire's face.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more...know what I mean?

Mahousu's avatar

<i>fisting, if all knuckles are inserted ...</i>

Yes, you have to lift one pinky up in the air, just like when sipping a cup of tea.