British porn fans are about to see some changes in the material available for their wanking pleasure -- or at least in the domestically produced stuff. Last year, the Conservative government banned rape porn -- not in-real-life rape, which is of course evil and already illegal, but the pretend fantasy kind, involving well-paid consenting actors, which some people are into, we have been told. Now, under the guise of making porn safer for those involved in the business, the
Well as long as we are discussing leviathans, did anyone in Parliament even consider how this law might affect the employment opportunities for <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=h02a2HSB58M" target="_blank"><i>sperm whales</i></a> (and/or bowls of petunias)?
So, tell me if I have this right . . . it&#039;s OK to DO it, but not to WATCH it?
Oh wait . . . that&#039;s pretty much what censorship is all about, innit?
<i>...Give me your abnormally-endowed Your surgically-enhanced slutty [m]asses Yearning to get freaky...</i>
Leave it to a bunch of hyper-repressed Tories to bugger things up.
Well as long as we are discussing leviathans, did anyone in Parliament even consider how this law might affect the employment opportunities for <a href="https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=h02a2HSB58M" target="_blank"><i>sperm whales</i></a> (and/or bowls of petunias)?
Uh, Yes...?
Who are we kidding. Didn&#039;t need either.
I wonder who gets the task of viewing all that porn to make sure it complies?
I can think of a couple of Brit <strike>Wankers</strike> Wonkers who would be willing to rise to the occasion...
I&#039;m strangely saddened by this. Without the sophisticated accent a Blumpkin or a Rusty Trombone just seem dirty.
...this makes my Spotted Dick very sad
Where will all the comely lads and lasses go if such things are forbidden?
I didn&#039;t see any references to sheep. Asking for a friend ...
This is good news for <strike>John McCain</strike> Susan Boyle
The sun has set on the British Empire&#039;s face.
Stiff upper lip, Jeeves
or Elton
Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more...know what I mean?
<i>fisting, if all knuckles are inserted ...</i>
Yes, you have to lift one pinky up in the air, just like when sipping a cup of tea.