Muslim, muslamic law, from Iraq, you know. Muslamic ray-guns? We're not quite sure what this bloke is saying (something about the metric system and putting blood in their pudding cups?), but we know these guys are better than our bigots. When's the last time you saw a mosk protest in the United States? Back in the summer before all the teevee shows returned for the fall schedule! Our shriveled-up old bigots are too lazy to protect us from Sharia. And just look at that video! You can fit a lot more bigots into your rally thing when you're not all in scooters!
Stabbing is just too messy for the US, we prefer shooting sloppily across parking lots, usually hitting random passerby on their way back from bible study, who were the first member of their family to go to college.
Holy shit. As "a black", that is an amazingly racist turn of phrase, so direct and to the point, and it fucking rhymed on top of all that. Even in 1964 your racists were ahead of American southerners! If George Wallace had run on that openly racist slogan, he might still be president today. I certainly wouldn't be getting my $100K yearly reparation check from the government.
Proving once again there's only about an eighth of a vowel between BBC newsreaders and those sheep-botherers in Suffolk or somegoddamnwhere.
Paint--Huffington On-the-Moranshire.
Problem is, most of us wouldn't understand Le Pen whatever brand of French they spoke.
Stabbing is just too messy for the US, we prefer shooting sloppily across parking lots, usually hitting random passerby on their way back from bible study, who were the first member of their family to go to college.
Plus 100 for cockney rhyming slang!
Holy shit. As "a black", that is an amazingly racist turn of phrase, so direct and to the point, and it fucking rhymed on top of all that. Even in 1964 your racists were ahead of American southerners! If George Wallace had run on that openly racist slogan, he might still be president today. I certainly wouldn't be getting my $100K yearly reparation check from the government.
today is my birthday and this post and the Camper of Truth have pretty much made it.
thank you wonkette.
actually he looked like a bit of a sensitive bloke - almost weepy in fact.
also, i'm totally using this as an audition piece (contemporary comedic, dialect of your choosing).
"Incoherent anger." Stealing from the Tea Party platform.